Richard “Dick” Hammer

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These rainstorms the past 3 days up North have had me really horny…

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I love seeing fat black people put in their place! #fatfuck

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Imagine fucking the same person you used to jerk off to

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Tennessee needs to get rid of that FAT fuck at head coach! #shrink

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Headed to Resorts World tonight! Wish me luck please and thank you! #freehamas #dickhammer

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@ReggieCallahan7 Looks like I’m going to Monty!

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@ReggieCallahan7 Hope this isn’t real

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Now that Will Levi’s is back on a team you think Gia Duddy will break up with Iosivias for our guy again? Need another tape leaked! #levis #kentucky #nailgun

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@NosmoKingyn Shrink everything about this scum

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What’s better Nantucket or the Hamptons?

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@Docdavidson44 Sorry forgot you didn’t have enough money to go to either you fucking pig!

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Jackson Dart walked off the field like a patriot with an MCL sprain, and then we got gay fag liberals like Caleb Williams getting carted off the field for hamstring tightness! #shrink #liberals

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Remembering the time when I used a condom for the first time, and it fell off in the girl. She got up out of the bed and started doing jumping jacks to get it out of her puh! #rawdawg

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@mBaRandyMiller I’ve experienced this too rain man… still don’t know how I feel about it!

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One of the more depressing NFL days I’ve experienced in a while.

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DK Metcalf Kys!

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Aaron Rodger’s please don’t get beat by the Jersey Mikes worker today! #jerseymikes #drakemaye

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Almost cracked an 18 year old tn! Fresher the better!

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“Getting to that part of the night where everyone is starting to look like 10s”

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Lane Kiffen… RAT!