Richard Morris

Senior Software Engineer. Father of Kate & Julian. Golden State Warriors fan. Live in Melbourne, Australia. Anti-racing & love greyhounds!

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@meyerjeanx @TenaciousTek If it aquaplaned at 70mph, I suspect there'd be nasty smells coming from the occupants...

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@SwrtSolutions @buitengebieden Yep, asymmetrical tie knots are really unappealing - like schoolboy knots ☹️

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@SlenderSherbet I accidentally read that as, "what have they done to your brain?" 🤣

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@xJasta315x @Rainmaker1973 How about open in the morning, lock in the evening before going home? (Would obviously then also need a lock...)

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@KlayThompson you need to get one of these for post-game interviews!!! 🤣🤣🤣https://t.co/Hgz7bsjnJf @Money23Green @StephenCurry30 @warriors

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@GiaMMacool My dad lives with us: he's my best mate.

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@MetallicaAusNZ @Metallica @IDaysMilano This ^^^^^

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7y ago my son saw a dog tied up in the pouring rain outside my daughter's basketball game: grabbing our umbrella he sheltered the dog until it was collected after the game. Pls help @BaliAid help dogs in need: their work is wonderful & they desperately need help. @SlenderSherbet

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@SlenderSherbet That follow up comment on your initial post 🤣🤣🤣

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@BaliAid @SlenderSherbet Merry Christmas, Meesh! Definitely wishing you, @BaliAid and all of those lovely doggo's in your care an amazing 2024!

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

There is a real possibility that very soon, the charity will be no more. I know no one wants that, but the lack of engagement and reach is killing them. Please repost this far and wide and donate if you can at https://t.co/Sn9dNYq0za Thank you ❤️

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@BaliAid Have just sent you some money and will again on payday, as usual ♥️🐕🐾

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@Teslarati Handy you guys in the US still have Model S and Model X. Australia just got screwed and apparently no more S or X here, anymore 😔

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@SlenderSherbet @diventpanicpet I know they're cute, but cockies (what we call cockatoos) are cheeky little bastards: they love destroying our wooden window and door frames LoL

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@Dr_Epel @hubermanlab Perfect, thank you!

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@ianmiles Shortly this is a piss-take?

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You know those reporters in super-hero movies who - once they get the scent of a story - just don't give up until the truth has been reported, no matter what the stakes are? @OzraeliAvi is that kind of reporter and thank heavens for that. Good on you, mate!

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@bennyisles @andrewbogut @NBL1 Dennis Rodman