Rundagar Jones

guy who insists that they're very evil and fucked up despite being very kind and caring

[Rundagar Jones @RichardPerfetto]

I have a fear that one day when I attempt to take a shit, the shit will take me instead.

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

Alright, I kinda like this guy now. It’s so fucking sick to text a woman that you “feel like Batman or halo,” presumably receive no response, and then blow yourself up in public 3 days later

[Sam Winkler @ThatSamWinkler]

A streamer you’ve never heard of who wasn’t born before any of the Dark Knight movies came out is gonna buy this and hydroplane it into a dog rescue shelter and gain two million subscribers and a Prime sponsorship

[Mlick @Mlickles]

im so bored bruh i think im gonna confess to one of my female friends out of nowhere and irreparably damage our relationship for no reason

[Rundagar Jones @RichardPerfetto]

@unplugfitX @urrrfavbm @kurtisconner

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

would you crucify snoopy the dog to end insurance fraud? or are you too woke

[Reevie @reevierat]

this is good writing

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Oh my god the Mets have a driving crooner cam

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

We're opening the Vault ⚡️

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

The J6 insurrection was such a flop that I almost want to feel bad for the rioters

[union person @CantEverDie]

for people unaware:

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

just got my hands on the Epstein list and I’m shook

[Ruli @rulipng]

why does this gif get faster when you look away from it

[Rundagar Jones @RichardPerfetto]

@_mrpussy GO BIRDS

[Rundagar Jones @RichardPerfetto]

@JesseJaura @getplayedpod Did you ever get an answer? I wanna listen to some old episodes 😭

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Kurt Cobain: What took you so long?
Philip Seymour Hoffman: Cmon Henry there's a huge party going on
Al Capone: yeah it turns out everyone gets into heaven
Hitler: even me! But don't worry I'm chill now
Kissinger (tearing up): you guys

[Good King Tweetman @Goodtweet_man]

And I would spill my blood to defend it