Richard Potter

This fair trade coffee tastes like gay

[Richard Potter @RichardPotter6]

I’m trying to resolve an issue created by PayPal. I’m told an agent will reply to my message “within 1 hour”. So far it’s been 148 minutes which is odd as I always thought an hour was made up of 60 minutes. Unexpected fees and not letting you have your own money. Thanks @PayPalUK

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I should have known better than to flush my wooden shoes down the toilet.

Now it’s clogged.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN...

They become VERY ANGRY.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I'd like to masturbate in the cup.

I said, "Well, I'm pretty good, but I don't think I'm ready to compete just yet."

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Just bought my wife an artificial leg for Christmas.

It's not her main present just a stocking filler.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.

[Old Skool Ford @Old_Skool_Ford]

🤔 Someone want to explain to me why you might want to defibrillate a running engine? 🤪

[Old Skool Ford @Old_Skool_Ford]

Must try this........bet his face hurt afterwards though 😂

[Classic Ford @classicfordmag]

There's a sight for sore eyes: 126 Mk1 and Mk2 Escorts (plus a few interlopers) at the old Chimay circuit in Belgium for last weekend's Escort Rally Special

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I was raised by a pack of wild hyenas.

Life was tough and food was scarce...

but boy did we laugh...

[Old Skool Ford @Old_Skool_Ford]

#OhCock! Devon town's rude awakening after vandals rearrange huge Tour of Britain artwork https://t.co/XAY2vprENd

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Why did 10 die?

Because he was in the middle of 9/11.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday.

I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

[B-G Racing @BG_Racing]

Podium lockout in race two!! 1st, 2nd and 3rd overall 🏆Thank you to YTCC for a great race event at Brands Hatch GP 👍🏻 📸: MAWP-Sport Ltd

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Last night my wife and I watched three movies back to back.

Luckily, I was the one facing the tv.

[Brittny Ward @brittnyward]

Good lord I love Fleetwood Mac

[Old Skool Ford @Old_Skool_Ford]

Taking the #CockMobile to places it's never reached before! 😂

[Alanna @xAKTx]

Can I make it any more obvious

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

Tampax are releasing a limited edition, egg shaped tampon.

It's for the Easter period only....