Richard Grassmuck

Or... well, like Brian, for example, has thirty seven pieces of flair, okay. And a terrific smile.

[Richard Grassmuck @Richardg1978]

I eat at bbq places solely for the food. I don’t care if you serve me in a beautiful restaurant or from a trailer. Had @PinkertonsBBQ San Antonio last night. 2nd best bbq I’ve ever had, only behind Truth BBQ in Houston. Well done @GPinks (the restaurant is also beautiful)

[Richard Grassmuck @Richardg1978]

@GPinks I assumed they were building under the I-10 / Beltway 8 interchange.

[Richard Grassmuck @Richardg1978]

Saturday. It should go to Saturday.

[Richard Grassmuck @Richardg1978]

@ChrisSolis As long as high school kids can get weed, JIB is safe.

[Richard Grassmuck @Richardg1978]

Wordle 1,395 1/6

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After 1,395 days, it finally happened.

[Richard Grassmuck @Richardg1978]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary I remember when, I just don’t remember why.

[Richard Grassmuck @Richardg1978]

@thegcfr Easy: @ShaneSmithMusic & @BolandStraggler

[Richard Grassmuck @Richardg1978]

@JERICHO Lamar is what Vince Young was supposed to be.

[Richard Grassmuck @Richardg1978]

I’ve got another conception to make

[Chris Solis @ChrisSolis]

Dave Grohl went comments disabled on his IG post. Too bad, I was hoping for some quality song lyric parodies.

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

Get up!

IT'S GAMEDAY!!! 🤘🤘🤘

[Richard Grassmuck @Richardg1978]

Whoever’s doing the rain dance can stop. I just got bit by an alligator in the backyard swamp I live in.

[Richard Grassmuck @Richardg1978]

It’s not his fault. The mo money you come across the mo problems you see. Being rich is hard

[Richard Grassmuck @Richardg1978]

Update to my resume: I attended an Ivy League school.

[Houston Chronicle @HoustonChron]

Forbes named Rice University and the University of Texas at Austin as "New Ivy League" schools in a new list describing "the 10 public universities and 10 ascendant private ones turning out the smart, driven graduates craved by employers of all types."
https://t.co/NubEneP44Y

[Richard Grassmuck @Richardg1978]

@MsAngieKK A union.

[Richard Grassmuck @Richardg1978]

@AlexJMiddleton Already with the dad jokes…

[Richard Grassmuck @Richardg1978]

A higher than average IQ, probably.

[Richard Grassmuck @Richardg1978]

@ShaneSmithMusic When you’re a top 0.1%’er

[Richard Grassmuck @Richardg1978]

@PrimeSocialTX Honest question: how are you going to combat someone who then has $1,000+ after busting several people from bullying every pot?

[Richard Grassmuck @Richardg1978]

@deckchairblog @CruiseCritic @CruiseNorwegian That’s great, will they have a balcony or even a window, or will they just cram us into the closets like on the existing ships?

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@RoegelsBarbecue Best way to reheat an entire rack of ribs?