WachiraR

Dropped it in form two

[WachiraR @Richichingching]

@rex_maina 😬

[Java House ☕ @javahouseafrica]

We know what month it is .... Kasupu and Kafirifiri kwaumbali season is here!​ Chase away the July cold with our special Bone Broth that comes in 3 options that are: Classic, Ginger and Tumeric.​Pick your flavor and keep warm this season!​ Get a Mug at a Java near you #JavaLove

[Village Guluva @VillageGuluva]

You can not buy experience.

[Victor Gatsby @LordGichohi]

This puts it well

[13173 @lordkevyn]

Dancehall etiquette siku zote

[tax daddy @nwokeoma_]

insecurity due to body odour.

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

It really concerns me how social media has slowly changed what it means to be a 'good' person. Before it was determined by your actions to your immediate community. You helped an old person or child cross the road, you shared a meal with someone, volunteered etc.

Now, we are in the age of 'morality of takes and opinions.' Which is very curatable. Because we are largely connected virtually, seeming good is more important than doing actual good.

I could contribute nothing to my immediate local community but will be termed a good person because of an opinion I have or identity I claim. I am a good person because, I have the appropriate flag, right political slogan, a social issue in a far off country that costs me nothing and...Tada!! I am one of the good ones.

Conniving people have noticed this. That morality can be worn like a digital dress and then be an a**hole to those around you. They have taken advantage it to devastating effect and it takes a lot of effort to believe their victims.

Anyway, can we just get back to the morality of action over that of opinion.

[Murage Ngunjiri @jmuragengunjiri]

I can also confirm that hakuna Kirui mwingine Nairobi! Kirui anashika 200 nduthis everyday. Each nduthiman anatoka na 2K. Fanya hesabu!

Hadi Moi akafufuka akaongea!

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

Nahurumia watu wanaishi Tilisi.
Even the hottest day in Nairobi, Tilisi is usually chilly.
Wanasema you don't even need a fridge. Perishables unaweka kwa balcony na ziko tu sawa

Laundry hawafanyi. Nguo zikichafuka, wananunua zingine.

Showering is once every 8 business days

[Muchiri Ndegwa @metal_doctore]

@Briankariu Last year tulipiga kazi huko site flani..baridi bana ata kukojoa Ni kazi...kanyunyui kamefreeze unakachomoa kama lip balm bana

[Vionna @Kurlycheeks]

My fave Kenyanism word: Rada? Depending on the context it could mean WTF? It could mean “seriously?”. It could mean “what’s up?”. It could mean “the hell’s wrong with you?” And you can understand it by the tone someone uses when saying it, and I find it so beautiful.

[Mihr Thakar @MihrThakar]

Now that KRA (aka the Regime's money printer) is getting Ls both in parliament, on the STREETS and in the courts, they are resorting to stealing from helpless taxpayers:

1. Strange balances appearing in iTax even after you paid everything you declared.

2. Disallowing you to file returns and then imposing penalties.

3. Disallowing legitimate expenses through the system.

4. Making suppliers withholding 2% of sales and then creating MASSIVE VAT credits for low margin businesses. Note that the courts chucked out 1% minimum tax - now, this is 2%!

5. Disallowing casual wages retrospectively through selective verification exercises of previous returns.

6. The so-called automation of VAT means that ghost credit notes from suppliers are appearing in your returns, massively inflating your VAT liability, even as legitimate invoices are rejected, despite everything being input right.

7. Making the tax declaration system for businesses extremely complex and time consuming, forcing taxpayers on a wild goose chase.

Where is KAM? Where is KEPSA? Where are business owner and taxpayer associations?

[karen still says @andrews58753]

🤣

[Mt Kenya News @MtKenyaNewss]

Bei ya Unga Iko juu kuliko supria😂😂😂. Seeing millennials these mad makes me so happy 😂.
Zakayo lazima ushuke ama tukate mti na pawaso😂

[OK Then @okaythenfuture]

FIFA went to China demanding $300 million,

CCTV told FIFA you scheduled nearly all the games from 12 AM to 6 AM East Asian time, why on earth would we pay that much?

FIFA then came back around begging for $150 million.

CCTV told them $60 million or bounce, GTFO.

Excellent negotiation skills in practice.

And also a sign on how excessive eurocentrism will lead you to having constant Ls in the modern era.

[Mwai, MBS. @IanJamesMwaiK]

Uyu mtoto akilia 2024 akisema hataki Ruto kuna kitu alikuwa anajua 😭

[WachiraR @Richichingching]

Hii hata watu wa electric motors watahisi juu ya fuel levy kwa electricity. But surely Ditholo at 240 plus ni dhuluma.

[WachiraR @Richichingching]

Cameraman ana mbio

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

The camera man should be paid good money

[B.I.G @Austo_OG]

What's this obsession ya kenyan companies na 30k😂🚮