Dear Whisky Santa, I’ve been REALLY good this year, and so for Christmas I would love a bottle of Scapa 34 Year Old 1988. I would even share some of it with my boyfriend because he’s been quite good too #WhiskySanta@MasterOfMalt
At @sainsburys in Gosforth yesterday. Member of staff proclaiming they wouldn't buy the chocolate, bc they'd seen rats inside the box that morning. Deliberately ensuring customers could hear, & whilst I appreciate the PSA, I'd rather management just removed it from the shelves...
@vickipepperdine I love this so much ❣ Was wondering what to do after watching Camping more times than is socially acceptable. I’d love to listen to/watch the J&J outtakes!
At the ‘Can the Conservatives win over the under 40s?’ fringe where pollster Joe Twymam explains the policies that might actually switch young voters to the Tories:
1. 50% reduction in house prices.
2. Scrap tuition fees
3. Stop Brexit.
#cpc2018
@Lesbob Can you buy £££ worth of alcohol on card and trade it for a T shirt? I’m amused at how they’re putting every tub of ice cream purchased into paper bags for no apparent reason 🌏 ☠️
@Westwayvets Thank you for looking after Mitchell this week after a nasty fight with another cat meant he needed stitches. Your standard of care was amazing at both the West Road and Whitley Bay branches. Mitch is now cone-free and much happier #Mitchellisfine
Watching #HumanRemains before bed last night seemed like a great idea until I woke up this morning with some outrageous quotes stuck in my head. Spending today trying not to offend anyone courtesy of @RobBrydon