Rick

your precious little bitch

[Rick @Rick7765]

Wish I was worthy of breathing the same air as women

[†Espurr @ESPURR777]

@LookAtMyMeat1 I want my bf to be smaller than me with ears and a tail and get all flustered when his tail wags on accident and then i pet his head and he'll get even more embarrassed

[nina 🫀 @cbmrw]

How I look at the 6'5" guy who bullied my manlet husband in high school

[Rick @Rick7765]

@iskipshowers @mybugfarm yes that’s the dream

[nicole 𖦹 ☼⋆｡˚⋆ฺ ∞ @coochiecrying]

never take anything a man under 5'9 says seriously

[Rick @Rick7765]

@jess_ann_pin My guess is that there’s a positive correlation between dominant behavior in various ways parts of life, and that guys who are dominant in one part and submissive in another are just more memorable to people. But as a loser who is also submissive I’m perhaps a biased judge

[.𖥔 ݁ @mikeymdsn]

suits look better on women

[™️ @lliveandalive]

Men you should ask out the hot woman who is several inches taller than you. 5’10 woman and above are good for your health.

[Stella ✧･ﾟ @heavenguiding]

I love calling men "my poor sweet boy" in that sweet motherly voice knowing it changes something in their brain chemistry

[ridhiii ♡ @ridiiiiiculous]

i tell tall guys height doesn’t matter & short guys it does, nobody’s getting their ego boosted for free

[Rick @Rick7765]

@rightism116659 @KenzaFrenza @emalkova22 short men are inferior, but tall women are divine (short women too, of course). if a woman likes us, it’s because she’s kind and benevolent. but a man not liking tall women is cowardly and silly

[Rick @Rick7765]

@kyomigirl I meet the height requirement but not the dick one 😔, hope wearing a sheath would help me make up for my deficiency 😇😇😇

[julia estrelinha @julia_joestar]

se for pra namorar tem que ser uma relação equilibrada, eu mando e meu namorado obedece eu bato e meu namorado apanha

[Rick @Rick7765]

@mangaa relationship goals

[Rick @Rick7765]

@jess_ann_pin Fear of being cheated on competing with fear of being alone, leading to people holding positions that don’t make sense together. It’s all emotion, but I do get it

[Rick @Rick7765]

@TaraShiro6 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Rick @Rick7765]

@bwloody ~so many women supporting shaming pps like mine, waow.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

He’s right where he wants to be

[Rick @Rick7765]

@TaraShiro6 Women are the most important thing in our society to our health system is the health and safety and health care system is a key part to the success and growth in the economy of our country

well, it started off pretty good 😭