Rick

I try

[Rick @RickBaneryay]

@not_devistated

[Rick @RickBaneryay]

@not_devistated

[Punit Sureka @punitsu_]

thankful to my 120/128 bot follower. thankful to be living in a generation where i can get a hair transplant. thankful to blr cafes. thankful aanda 7 se 6 ka ho gaya wapas. thankful to isabgol. seriously.

[Rick @RickBaneryay]

@rajkumarihu @not_devistated Just to prove you wrong I might end up marrying your mom

[Rick @RickBaneryay]

@theonelaststep9 @not_devistated The floor, walls, ceilings, drapes, side tables and shelving units are white. Don't even get me started on my plans for the lighting. This is a certified hood classic of room makeovers and you are hurting my feelings too soon into the moving in process.

[Rick @RickBaneryay]

@not_devistated Seems like a chill guy who knows what he's doing and has great personality and sexy taste in interior design.

[Rick @RickBaneryay]

Fellas, is it gay to make your house a home?

[डार्थवऐडर @ashron9211]

Bhai kya launda hai bathroom ka colour mein dilemma aagya isko 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 ye IT k launde itne meethe kyu hote

[Rick @RickBaneryay]

https://t.co/sVEDUhSyxx
Amplify this message to ur nearest recruiter (they may be sitting right next to u, whisper in their ear)

[Rick @RickBaneryay]

@not_devistated @juhureads Beautiful

[Rick @RickBaneryay]

I hate being fat because I'm scared one day my gf will leave me for a genuine reason, like peeing on her cat and setting it on fire, and I'll still wonder if it's because I'm fat.

[Rick @RickBaneryay]

@fullmasti100 I do I appreciate heavily

[Rick @RickBaneryay]

@pureheroinetwts Jesse Eisenberg fell off

[Rick @RickBaneryay]

@pureheroinetwts Taste mein best, cows aur unke urine tests

[Rick @RickBaneryay]

@pureheroinetwts This is just PR to try and erase India's legacy of the Gourmutra strategy of healing anything

[Rick @RickBaneryay]

Everytime I grow my beard out with the intent to try and look anything like Chris Evans, I end up looking like fanfic cosplay of Kabir Singh played by a 5'6 incel version of Virat Kohli who can't read cursive.

[Rick @RickBaneryay]

Why the fuck is everyone in HnM either a 6'2 jain and/or has a girlfriend

[Rick @RickBaneryay]

@missnigdha4 I need to talk to my mom too

[Rick @RickBaneryay]

Repressed memory: my fav song as an 8-9 year old was Yeh duniya yeh mehfil by Mohd Rafi.
I grew into my depression, I listen to my own songs now.

[Rick @RickBaneryay]

@pureheroinetwts @letterboxdauras 😡💯

[Rick @RickBaneryay]

@pureheroinetwts Cuz I am Suneil shetty to your shilpa shetty

[Rick @RickBaneryay]

@pureheroinetwts I sent you a jar of cheesecake too. It always be the realest dudes...