Rick Deezel

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Hey, @KC_ODEA If i identify as the Road Runner can i legally speed on the interstate

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@KC_ODEA I don't know what everybody's complaining about looks to me like their central air conditioner is working just just fine

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So Kylie Jenner has become the world's youngest self-made billionaire. That's quite an accomplishment considering how much money she has spent on plastic surgery to make herself look like an East Indian prostitute who has been hit in the face with a frying pan

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When I was a little kid, I always used to dream about going to Hollywood and becoming a star. But now that I see what kind of deranged lunatics that place turns people into. I'm so glad that's one dream I never realized

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Seriously, bathroom doors have locks on them so no one opens the door and sees you standing there with your Johnson in your hand, it's not that complicated

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It's rained so much, Moses came by my house looking for my animals

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@glennbeck @KC_ODEA If the left continues having to resort to violence and lies to try and make people turn against Trump will there ever come a the time when they would just say if it's this much trouble to prove maybe it's just not true

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To bad people were not so actively pro-abortion about 8 months before @amyschumer was born

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Do the makers of DC Universe movies every film anything during the day or when it's not raining

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@joelmchale may have the best original Show on Netflix however I wish they would pay him better so he can afford to buy a belt so he would not have to keep wearing the one that he stole off of a Boy Scout

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Does @joelmchale have eczema or really bad psoriasis on his arms is that why he wears all those long-sleeve sweaters

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So apparently the female talent in WWE are required to have so much plastic surgery that when they're not wearing makeup they looks like extras on The Walking Dead

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Can somebody please explain to me why it takes 9 million dollars to get a rhino pregnant

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Words cannot describe how excited I am to be able to see a video of @GlenBeck attaching a chainsaw to an AR-15 now that's real Entertainment

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I added two minutes to my elliptical routine fat man's on a roll

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It's pretty obvious that celebrities have been told what to do by directors for so long they have lost the ability to think for themselves

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Aiwf mid Atlantic wrestling coming to the Surry county fair this Friday and Saturday 7 and 8.30 pm both nights

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