Rick Edwards

Moderately sarcastic, easily irritated.

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@DaBeers23 @ChrisMayerLA @samstein All the evidence was stored under the reflecting pool, that's why the ANTIFA commando cut through the lining to get at it. They probably used the Sword of Gryffindor.

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@teddyyyr74 @Raven2761 @samstein Not paste, paint chips

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@mweishaar1071 @PatVet42 @tonyposnanski They're cosplaying patriotism, but they'll never admit it

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@blain63088 @WalshFreedom Be careful when you pull out your ID to avoid injury while you're licking the boot.

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@nicola_gabriele @tonyposnanski @RepBoebert Dumbfuck constituents elected one of their own

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@AdamParkhomenko @BorisTrump6 He should have read the job description more carefully

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@therealbenji777 @MMarentay @JoJoFromJerz @DebraWo49921475 For Americans:
It's really a Cold War thing.
"..., under God" was added to the Pledge of Allegiance in 1954.
"In God We Trust" first appeared on US paper currency in 1957 (it was on coins earlier).
Read the Constitution for clarification, especially the Establishment Clause.

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@PlantRobinson @Roshan_Rinaldi Causes *us* daily embarrassment

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@liberalpuppy @sahilkapur @SenMikeLee He just has to avoid being the biggest fool

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@realJacobAirey @ansonmount Didn't you elect a reality TV star?

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@Mollyploofkins They're communicating to idiots in a way that idiots understand

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@Spectrand11 @danielmakelley Gotta be ahead of the curve

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@peakman2 @shashj They just need a box, a stick and a length of string. Put the hamberder on a plate under the box and prop it up with the stick after tying the string to it. I saw it work in a cartoon.
Finding a big enough box might be an issue, but I bet a refrigerator box would work.

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@James_Kabala @Shayan86 If they, or their descendants, keep making this prediction every year, then eventually they'll be right.
Of course, if they refuse to get vaccinated they might not have any descendants if there's another pandemic or two.

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@MCoban3984 @JamieBonkiewicz They pull them from... somewhere else

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@lisavsworld During the summer of 1982, I mailed my college roommate a letter in a large McDonald's drink cup with a straw sticking out.
It arrived intact.

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@DjhornHorn @ABC There's a poem by Martin Niemöller you should read

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@Realdammshar @GrGuenter @DrNeilStone They're nervous about letting the secret out, so they just blab everything else. It's a tell that gives it away. Checkmate Geo engineers!

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@MattGriscom @DrNeilStone Autopsies find it in their *lungs*!

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@demandjustice25 @DrNeilStone You've already said too much