Richard Roger

Alright, you can't tell me to not make meth in the basement of my grannie's house because I'm just going to ignore you and jerk off too while I cook. [RP 18+]

[Richard Roger @RickRogerThatTB]

*Pauses.* Yo, foxy Mexican Wednesday Adams off the market yet?

[Richard Roger @RickRogerThatTB]

Bitches are bitches man I don't know what to tell you I mean that's what I grew up on, that's what Tupac said.

[Richard Roger @RickRogerThatTB]

Wait. You fucked a bitch? YOU FUCKED A BITCH ON ME AND DIDN'T TELL ME? Homies share bitches man that's rude.. *Acts hurt.*

[Richard Roger @RickRogerThatTB]

Who's kids is that? Motherfucker don't tell me you're into that weird shit now from the hacker 4chan? *Slaps the phone away.*

[Richard Roger @RickRogerThatTB]

Motherfucker you so dumb that's a cell phone.

[Richard Roger @RickRogerThatTB]

*Trying to get @YoListenUpBitch to buy him a TV.*

[Richard Roger @RickRogerThatTB]

I can love man, I gets all the love from the junkie bitches we sell to.

[Richard Roger @RickRogerThatTB]

You just called me fat. Little dick Finlay motherfucker called me fat. Well if that isn't pot calling the kettle black.

[Richard Roger @RickRogerThatTB]

I got the dick to make you SCREAM. I've already got baby mommas so another addition wouldn't make a different mamacita. *Brow wiggle.*

[Richard Roger @RickRogerThatTB]

*Waiting in @LawyerUpJim's office building.* Hmph.

[Richard Roger @RickRogerThatTB]

@YouKnowItBish @HolaPapiMemphis *Looks at them both, neck twisted.* Uh dude, she looks dead serious. *Blinks.*

[Richard Roger @RickRogerThatTB]

*Jackin' off in the garage.* Ah yeah, that's right. You wash them dishes o'er there.

[Richard Roger @RickRogerThatTB]

This is seriously my all time favorite song by my all time favorite band. ♫ Bull In A China Shop – Honor Bright http://t.co/DRubSBNcE1

[Richard Roger @RickRogerThatTB]

I smoke so much meth I should be a science experiment.

[Richard Roger @RickRogerThatTB]

How the fuck am I still alive?

[Richard Roger @RickRogerThatTB]

*Spitting slick rhymes in his basement with @FunkThatFinlay.*

[Richard Roger @RickRogerThatTB]

*Is trying to filter the gases in his Meth Lab, hears shouting.* Who the fuck? When did we buy a llama?

[Richard Roger @RickRogerThatTB]

*Has the weirdest boner ever, trying to convince @YoListenUpBitch to cook some meth with him.* C'mon bro, your shit is tight like a butthole

[Richard Roger @RickRogerThatTB]

*Steals the binocular.* OHH, look at him get it. Got her possessed like in the exorcist.

[Richard Roger @RickRogerThatTB]

I like unicorns, once I pretended my dick was a unicorn's horn and told this girl if she stroked it confetti would come out.