Richard S.K.

I'm a Srl Killr. I enjoy long walks on the beach & skull fucking dead prostitutes. And Justin Bieber is god. Hi!

[Richard S.K. @RickSerialKillr]

@LifeisaPrison69 that makes sense. I've noticed that the prostitutes I've been killing are no longer hooked on heroin, but Pizza! #Epidemic

[Richard S.K. @RickSerialKillr]

I have a super bowl made from the top of a prostitutes skull that has hard candies in it... Does this mean anything? Do I win? #SuperBowl

[Richard S.K. @RickSerialKillr]

I can't enjoy the super bowl w/ the rest of America tonight, because I convinced a stripper to 'Netflix & Kill' tonight.

[Richard S.K. @RickSerialKillr]

I can't wait for my American Psycho moment where I realize I haven't actually killed anyone.... That's gonna happen, right?

[Richard S.K. @RickSerialKillr]

I can't date hippie chicks because they always try to make me feel bad about killing prostitutes. Jealousy is ugly, girls!

[Richard S.K. @RickSerialKillr]

I consider myself to be a feminist. I support women so much that I eat their flesh so we become one!

[Richard S.K. @RickSerialKillr]

I tend to kill prostitutes when I'm having trouble sleeping... So I think Insomnia is really whose to blame here.

[Richard S.K. @RickSerialKillr]

@LifeisaPrison69 we're hilarious.

[James Thompson @LifeisaPrison69]

One of my new favorite college past times: Privilege Wars - Whoever has the least privilege wins!

[Richard S.K. @RickSerialKillr]

@LifeisaPrison69 No thanks, I try to avoid my exes. They're crazy.

[Richard S.K. @RickSerialKillr]

@LifeisaPrison69 @JThompson1012 Hey, dont throw me into your weird, sick world. I may be a serial killer, but I AM NOT a disturbed comedian.

[Richard S.K. @RickSerialKillr]

Legalize it! And by 'it', I mean murder.

[Richard S.K. @RickSerialKillr]

Does anyone know how to sew small fibers like public hairs into warm, beautiful quilts? Ive collected a LOT o'er the years. #MarthaStewart

[Richard S.K. @RickSerialKillr]

I never sleep. I just lie in bed for 8 hours every night, staring at the ceiling, thinking about genital mutilation. Then I eat waffles.

[James Thompson @LifeisaPrison69]

Im torn on this gun issue. On one hand I want to be able to shoot anyone I dont like, but on the other hand we're all one spiritual being!

[Richard S.K. @RickSerialKillr]

@LifeisaPrison69 I wouldn't have, but then again, I'm a serial killer.

[James Thompson @LifeisaPrison69]

You know how I know Im a good person? If I was Bill Cosby I would've just taken the quaaludes myself to get high after I was brutally denied

[James Thompson @LifeisaPrison69]

The first human to ever wipe their ass was probably considered OCD at the time.

[Richard S.K. @RickSerialKillr]

I stapled the carved faces of my victims in a journal way before Mark Zuckerberg invented the so-called "Face" book. #Hipster

[Richard S.K. @RickSerialKillr]

One woman's garbage is another mans jerk off material.