Rick Tanton

Boy dad / Wannabe theologian

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Swiss Chalet is trending so I just want to come clean about the time I took an American friend there and then told him the best part was the small bowl of lemon soup at the end. He drank it. I regret nothing.

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@beyondwaiting @Crawbaddy So why stop at kids? Maybe this is how we can keep people in line at the office? In marriage? At church? Nothing says ", you need to do what I say" quite like an ol'butt slap.

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@beyondwaiting I have never seen a capable parent who understands actual discipline - generally just taking away things they want - who needed to spank a child. Poorly behaved kids that "need to be spanked" always seem to come from parents who need validation from their kids.

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@ltw1996 @mgeist Because they didn't advertise on CNN and CBC where you fill yourself at the trough of anti-Trump propaganda, wee potato.

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@CoulahanDerek @Justin_Poore How much does this monstrosity cost?!

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@junonewscom Hear that, @windscribecom? Gary needs to to step up and prove how you're going to protect our privacy, you bastions of misinformation! 🤣

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@FLEXjss At this point I'm convinced she's just 3 mentally unstable ducks in a trench coat, bro.

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@globeandmail I'm not sure what's worse, that you published this absolute skidmark of an article, or that you want me to spend $0.99 to read it. Were you not a respected media source at one point?

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So these are clearly AI clones speaking at #GML2026. Uncanny valley vibes. The tech ain't there yet, friends.

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@DominicDs34 But you're ignoring the fact our manager makes decisions based on the power of ✨ friendship✨.

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@drewdyck Not me personally, but others yes.

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@YawnOfTheYeti @haydendevs NERD

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@ChrisDPOMAY @CherylFull @jonmorosi It's because of idiots like Chris here, ma'am. So many Canadians that dug the Q-Tip a bit too deep, lost all capability for critical thought, and became needlessly adversarial to the US. Sadly there's no known cure for TDS, either, so no flags for awhile.

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@iJordanMoore There is no mecca for hockey. Every stadium is equally boring and without any character, and I'll never understand why.

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@mgeist For this government VPNs leaving is a feature, not a bug.

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@stoolpresidente @grok why is the pizza guy upset?

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@Tablesalt13 BREAKING: President of the Leopards Eating Peoples' Faces Party shocked after leopards eat his face.

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@JomboyMedia I'll never financially recover from my bet on "outfield swordfight" in a parlay with a Dodgers loss. 😢

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@Atomixion2 @ValVenisEnt Really got him there, champ!

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@DefiantLs I wasn't meant to experience the level of access to other people's stupidity that I am right now.