Richard Robinette

Investor. Securities Lawyer. Speaker. Chaos Muppet. Talk to me about growing your business, raising capital, cooking with fire, rescuing cats, or heavy metal.

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@S0JTF @GovPressOffice I honestly can't tell if this is a parody account.

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@inezalbright2 "Some of my best friends are Black!"

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@StephenKing He DID though. As recently as 2024! He called it "God's perfect law."

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@SpencerHakimian Trump just did Loki's "Yes, very sad, anyway..."

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@StephenKing Except he did exactly that...more recently than the screencapped post.

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@RepClayHiggins How about a lifetime ban for all government officials who threaten to abridge the First Amendment? 🖕

Oh, and fuck Charlie Kirk.

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There's nothing more Christian than stiffing servers.

[Biblical and Reformed @reformedhg]

Why am I expected to tip a barista at Starbucks for simply handing me a coffee? I don’t understand why I’m asked to tip for something that’s already part of the job. It’s not table service, it’s counter service. Why has this become the norm?

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@philthatremains

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@elonmusk You shoulda stolen it when you had the chance.

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@elonmusk Looks like my arrest clock for fraud uncovered by DOGE.

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@ImMeme0 Things that didn't happen.

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If anyone from the DNC is watching, I would like to sign up to literally be a paid "protester."

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

They literally are paid “protesters”!

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@LakotaMan1 Of course I'm real, but who else but a bot would say that?🤷‍♂️

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@jane_resists @zaru_dai @goddek Because physics.

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@zaru_dai @goddek Semis don't slow down that easily.

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@goddek Newton's.

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For April Fools, @signalapp needs to change its name to OnlyPlans.

@brianacton

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@BuzzPatterson @CommunityNotes I used AI because I couldn't find any images that are much worse, but know they must be out there somewhere!

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Fixed it.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

Our government has failed us again.

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@ChatGPTapp Y'all ever going to bother fixing this?