Patrick James

Whiskey dicking my way to the middle

[Patrick James @Rickredful]

My ex-girlfriend said she wanted a fairytale ending, so I locked her in a house with three bears

[Patrick James @Rickredful]

@realDonaldTrump Are these the same guys you called "losers" and "suckers"?

[Patrick James @Rickredful]

@realDonaldTrump Denial isn't just a river in Egypt bud

[Patrick James @Rickredful]

@realDonaldTrump

[Patrick James @Rickredful]

@realDonaldTrump Instead of this nonsense, what you should have said was "Congratulations to the President and Vice President elect" you moldy pumpkin

[Patrick James @Rickredful]

Kinky Books @midnight #millennialmusicals

[Patrick James @Rickredful]

Book of Mormoney @midnight #millennialmusicals

[Patrick James @Rickredful]

Grumpy Cats @midnight #millennialmusicals

[Patrick James @Rickredful]

Ducktales #RejectedNamesForHurricanes

[Patrick James @Rickredful]

When I moved to the states I gained 50lbs in 2 months. It wasn't so much culture shock but insulin shock

[Patrick James @Rickredful]

@midnight #OceanCelebs Seal

[Patrick James @Rickredful]

@midnight #OceanCelebs Buoyancy Knowles

[Patrick James @Rickredful]

4am at Walmart #RelationshipGoalsIn3Words

[Patrick James @Rickredful]

Seger Night Moves #RelationshipGoalsIn3Words

[Patrick James @Rickredful]

A waffle iron #RelationshipGoalsIn3Words

[Patrick James @Rickredful]

No lizard people #RelationshipGoalsIn3Words

[Patrick James @Rickredful]

Ketchup Misadventures: Heinz sight is 20/20 #MyMemoirWouldBeCalled @midnight

[Patrick James @Rickredful]

There and back again, I forgot my phone #MyMemoirWouldBeCalled

[Patrick James @Rickredful]

@midnight booties-licious #BabyJams

[Patrick James @Rickredful]

Horses are just cows with prettier hair

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

At The Who concert listening to 71yr old R. Daltrey & 70 yr old P. Townsend sing their lyric "I hope I die before I get old."