Newcastle have agreed a shock deal with Stuttgart for striker Nick Woltemade. 🤯
The total package for the German talent is understood to be €70m plus €5m in add-ons (£64.8m), a club-record deal for the Magpies. 💰
After countless rejections and hijack heartbreaks this summer, the Toon are finally getting their man. 🤩
Did Trippier down tools when Bayern came calling?
No he buckled down and shagged every uni student Jesmond had to offer.
Could learn a thing or two, Alexander. 😤
@FootballCliches Has to be Duran’s very confusing celebration for Villa at West Ham after his failed move over the summer. He did the I’m staying here celebration….at the ground of the club he tried to move to in the summer
@FootballCliches regarding Ally McCoist’s “sending it back where it came from” I think he thinks that the balls natural home is the goal and therefore it’s a subset of “sends it home”
@WestAvanti_help Will I be compensated for the inconvenience of having to change twice as we booked a direct train as we are a family of 4 and 8 of us travelling altogether
@AvantiWestCoast 1551 from Blackpool to Milton Keynes been cancelled, can we use the northern train service to Preston and then get on an avanti train as there are no avanti trains out of Blackpool?
@IndyFootball@RichJolly@FootballCliches main man territory in a roast dinner scenario is just cutting the meat isn’t it? Or does he assist with passing the plates around the table?