Ricky Sandro Orme

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[Ricky Sandro Orme @Ricky0rme]

@acjimbo @TheTotallyShow no quiz question today lads?

[Ricky Sandro Orme @Ricky0rme]

@FootballCliches can Newcastle finally get their man if it’s not the man they were originally after?

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

Newcastle have agreed a shock deal with Stuttgart for striker Nick Woltemade. 🤯

The total package for the German talent is understood to be €70m plus €5m in add-ons (£64.8m), a club-record deal for the Magpies. 💰

After countless rejections and hijack heartbreaks this summer, the Toon are finally getting their man. 🤩

[Dobby Solano @DobbySolanoNUFC]

Did Trippier down tools when Bayern came calling?

No he buckled down and shagged every uni student Jesmond had to offer.

Could learn a thing or two, Alexander. 😤

[Ricky Sandro Orme @Ricky0rme]

@FootballCliches bit excessive on the “previous played for” isn’t it?

[Ricky Sandro Orme @Ricky0rme]

@FootballCliches Has to be Duran’s very confusing celebration for Villa at West Ham after his failed move over the summer. He did the I’m staying here celebration….at the ground of the club he tried to move to in the summer

[Ricky Sandro Orme @Ricky0rme]

@FootballCliches regarding Ally McCoist’s “sending it back where it came from” I think he thinks that the balls natural home is the goal and therefore it’s a subset of “sends it home”

[Risborough Rangers FC @RRFC_1971]

31’ Captain Josh Urquhart (the Bobby Moore of non league) shins one off his left peg high into the trees.

He is human after all.

[Ricky Sandro Orme @Ricky0rme]

@WestAvanti_help Will I be compensated for the inconvenience of having to change twice as we booked a direct train as we are a family of 4 and 8 of us travelling altogether

[Ricky Sandro Orme @Ricky0rme]

@AvantiWestCoast 1551 from Blackpool to Milton Keynes been cancelled, can we use the northern train service to Preston and then get on an avanti train as there are no avanti trains out of Blackpool?

[Ricky Sandro Orme @Ricky0rme]

@AvantiWestCoast So what happens with the ticket I’ve just brought from northern from Blackpool to Preston? Will you refund that?

[Ricky Sandro Orme @Ricky0rme]

@FootballCliches Bargain Hunt, just now.

[Phil Clifton @philclifton]

This. Is. Phenomenal.

Corrie characters aghast at “London?”

[Ricky Sandro Orme @Ricky0rme]

@IndyFootball @RichJolly @FootballCliches main man territory in a roast dinner scenario is just cutting the meat isn’t it? Or does he assist with passing the plates around the table?

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Apologies for any inconvenience and disappointment this may cause.

[FC Bayern @FCBayernEN]

A 27-0 win vs. FC Rottach-Egern! 👏

#packmas

[Ricky Sandro Orme @Ricky0rme]

@Tottenham_ftl Any other order than 1 7 2 5 6 4 8 3 is just wrong

[Ricky Sandro Orme @Ricky0rme]

@mcandidate @Kendog_08 prayers for Patrick’s family 🙏🏻

[Ricky Sandro Orme @Ricky0rme]

Oh my god. We’re gonna win the fucking league

[The JAFFN Community Page @JAFFNCommunity]

😭😭😭

[Ricky Sandro Orme @Ricky0rme]

@dan_hayward87

[Alrightfans MBE @alrightfans]

🫣 Get on the keeper