I wonder if Dumpster Diver David & Casino Cohen know that Marcus Semien ($26M), Bo Bichette ($42M), and Luis Robert ($20M) alone make more than the entire payrolls of:
— Tampa Bay Rays ($87M): best record in baseball
— Chicago White Sox ($86M): over .500, second Wild Card team
Introducing the New York Cadavers: dead by Memorial Day, with Dumpster Diver David calling the shots and Casino Cohen laughing all the way to the bank.