Louis

Stay cool in the pool

[𝔽ℙℍ 🇺🇸 SF July 27-Aug 2 @FeralPHunter]

me, when my Vietnamese date doesnt show up but i end up meeting another Vietnamese girl at the bar:

"a Nguyen is a Nguyen"

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Louis @Ricky__Millions]

@dabearsblog greatest DM in history?

[Plus EV Analytics @PlusEVAnalytics]

Kids, DO NOT parlay top 5s, top 10s, top 20s, or even made cuts. If you like them, bet them separately straight. They're inversely correlated with each other. If your first guy occupies a spot in the top 5/10/20, that's one less spot available for your second guy.

[Louis @Ricky__Millions]

Im thinking about veggie tray with celery, cartrrots, creamy ranch, cherry tomatoes, cucumber i would enjoy this kind of veggie tray i hope i have this same feeling tomorrow i could really make this a reality im sure that would make me happy maybe could make things better

[Louis @Ricky__Millions]

@BrettHaber @TunedIntoTennis What are you gonna do about it racket stroker?

[Tyler @BalloonFlavour]

Bombing Iran to distract from the Donna Kelce home renovation

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

The Commanders and veteran OL Nick Allegretti have agreed to a new two-year deal, per source.

A three-time Super Bowl winner with the Chiefs, Allegretti started the last two games for Washington at center last season in place of injured Tyler Biadasz, who is being released.

[Louis @Ricky__Millions]

@SevaUT Well, he wouldn’t have foreshadowed it if he just concealed the gun the entire time. I think chekoving your gun might not be the move when you can do secret gun.

[Louis @Ricky__Millions]

@Variety 124.9 million > 124.9 million

[Louis @Ricky__Millions]

@DLoesch @Uber You might want to look up the definition of commandeer before using it again.

[Brent Rooker @Brent_Rooker25]

Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

checking in on my buddies dunk and egg. if they haven't screwed this whole thing up approximately 50% of the dialogue should be about clouts on the ear

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“we may or may not invade you every four years depending on how worked up ~20,000 swing voters in Waukesha County, Wisconsin feel about trans kids playing volleyball” isn’t really a good sales pitch for maintaining international allies.

[Louis @Ricky__Millions]

@Gr0mGr0m @giannisdrou1 @UpdatingOnRome I saw it was 6 ep 30 min each which makes more sense but might feel underwhelming .

I agree though the amount of filler if they spent 6 hours telling a book might be insane.

Still probably will be some extra if the 30 min episode is true.

Hopefully they do it justice.

[Louis @Ricky__Millions]

@Peter_Bukowski @Tomtheglassman Love using hypotheticals as fact to prove your point.

[Louis @Ricky__Millions]

@todayyearsold Thats crazy

[Louis @Ricky__Millions]

who has my dune book

[Louis @Ricky__Millions]

@KayJay20_ Isnt the CCL technically the “world” side since they can recruit from wherever?

wouldnt it make more sense if it was - “Chicago Catholic League and the world vs individual public school districts”

that one doesnt hit as hard though.

congrats, i guess.