Haurchefant's Favorite Bastard

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[Haurchefant's Favorite Bastard @Rida_Tagratt]

Three Act Comedy Structure
Act 1: ember, once again in danger of death
Act 2: the dragon rolls 2 nat 1s, one of which is on a legendary action, ember is Saved
Act 3: Fischer rolls a nat 1, giving the dragon a free hit on the nearest enemy, which is ember, who it hits nearly kills

[Haurchefant's Favorite Bastard @Rida_Tagratt]

if she would have heard Jade's message to Esther as well as Esthers response, it would have been BAD

[Haurchefant's Favorite Bastard @Rida_Tagratt]

thinking about the mirrorfall argument from last night still and how jen was *inches* away from snapping

[Haurchefant's Favorite Bastard @Rida_Tagratt]

@spiritshrouds LISTEN ITS SUCH A FUN THING TO DO. Its also an incredible character building tool and really cements that your pc is from and part of this world and town and its just so good, i cannot wait to show off beaus stuff

[Haurchefant's Favorite Bastard @Rida_Tagratt]

@spiritshrouds It's the day he realizes his gaydar is broken and it's irreparable if he couldn't see that these two assholes were in love since they were fucking 15

[Haurchefant's Favorite Bastard @Rida_Tagratt]

@spiritshrouds He's consistently having the worst day anytime we check on him, and even if it's not a terrible day, he's plagued with the memories his Worst Day

[Haurchefant's Favorite Bastard @Rida_Tagratt]

@spiritshrouds I GHOST WROTE THIS. I LOVE HIM. HE WAS BEING LIED TO. HE LOST HIS FAMILY. HE WAS DESPERATE AND IN CONSTANT AGONY

[Haurchefant's Favorite Bastard @Rida_Tagratt]

@spiritshrouds I DO I ABSOLUTELY DO

[Haurchefant's Favorite Bastard @Rida_Tagratt]

@spiritshrouds OH WOW YEAH

[Haurchefant's Favorite Bastard @Rida_Tagratt]

cant wait to make jens 2 truths and a lie all sound fake because no one knows Anything about her life as the heiress to a family fortune lmaoooo

[Haurchefant's Favorite Bastard @Rida_Tagratt]

jenora you dumb fuck you remain of my most favorite dnd pcs ever

[Haurchefant's Favorite Bastard @Rida_Tagratt]

that was like... legit art. that was incredible. i love overdrive

[Haurchefant's Favorite Bastard @Rida_Tagratt]

if i had one less hp jen would have insta-died. oh my fucking god

[Haurchefant's Favorite Bastard @Rida_Tagratt]

love exorcising my dnd pcs

[Haurchefant's Favorite Bastard @Rida_Tagratt]

fucking,,, COMPUTER HUBRIS

[Haurchefant's Favorite Bastard @Rida_Tagratt]

jade breaking into jens computer with vals super brain help to get by her insane computer security AND HELP FROM A DEITY? ONLY TO BE TAKEN OUT BY JENS FRUSTRATION AT SWAPPING PHONES AND 2FA BEING A PAIN IN THE ASS

[Haurchefant's Favorite Bastard @Rida_Tagratt]

@thenixmonroe ITS SO GOOD, I LOVE THEM TOGETHER

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Babe I think you have the soap gene lol

[Haurchefant's Favorite Bastard @Rida_Tagratt]

@thenixmonroe IM ALMOST DONE WITH SEASON 2 LMAOOO

[Haurchefant's Favorite Bastard @Rida_Tagratt]

@thenixmonroe WAIT NO MEEKS SHUT UP I JUST STARTED THIS SHOW

[Haurchefant's Favorite Bastard @Rida_Tagratt]

@Kallavin me checking the server to see what i fucking missed to result in this tweet