Dave

🚀 Ride To Fire Star: Tech satire, corporate chaos & unhinged humor. A psycho named Dave. One-way to Mars. All posts are: Fictitious. Parody. Absurd.

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@tekwendell You can do some fun things with signed, poorly-coded drivers 😂 (e.g. capcom.sys, dbutil_2_3.sys, RTCore64.sys, GDRV.sys, and many more 😏)

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Am I the only one that thinks Let's Encrypt™️ is a NSA psyop to make traffic snooping easier? Probably.

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@ENERGY Polluted Past vs Clean Future 😏

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@nypost You'd think Microsoft would focus on building a better AI instead of trying to force people to use crap.

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@AdrianDittmann @paulg I wonder how worried Group 1 is these days... 🤔 😏

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@skitzocat Absolutely not 😂

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@ThrillaRilla369 I used cash 💵 the other day to buy lunch. The Zoomer behind the counter had an existential crisis. They had to call for help because they didn't know how to do a cash transaction on the POS terminal. 🙄

"Can't you just like use a card or something else?"

"No."

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@Nancy023922191 Big Lithium™️ is not going to like this...

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@DrClownPhD Average Canadian 🇨🇦 hotties near you™️

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@hokkori_buzz 🤣

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@topkekius Anon, why are you so sad rn?

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@androidmalware2 Dear @CreativeLabs, 🔥the MBA 🐌🧠 that decided this wasn't worth fixing. That person probably needed to retire 10 or 20 years ago. Do the right thing.

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@Forte4r ❄️ 🦃 ✅

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@whisp2424 @heliumbrowser Who TF buys a web browser? Especially in 2026. 😂

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@ChinaUncensored Why did America 🇺🇸 outsource all of its manufacturing to China 🇨🇳? Why aren't American corporations building manufacturing facilities in the USA and paying American workers? 🤔

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@Petacg @topkekius 💎 😉

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@AniTVOfficial From the cutting room floor...

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Don't uninstall @Copilot, Satya really wants you to use it! 😂✌

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@Cointelegraph Translation: We're losing our edge and we don't want anyone to overtake us. Also: No. 😂