American Outhouse

Flushing the swamp one commie💩 at a time.
God, Guns, & 'Merica!

[Music Jim 🎩🪄 @MusicJim2]

38 Special 🎩🪄 Hold On Loosely (Live at Rockpalast, 1981)

Happy 74th Birthday to guitarist Jeff Carlisi, born July 15th, 1952 🎂🎂🎂

His riffs helped define the band's signature Southern rock sound on one of their most enduring anthems. 🎸

#JeffCarlisi

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Joe Rogan: "Find the clip where Hillary is more MAGA than Trump."

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[William White @MrSquashman]

They shut this genre down and replaced it with slop.

[Bo Loudon @BoLoudon]

Sylvester Stallone has credited Jesus Christ for ROCKY.

Sylvester has even called President Trump the second George Washington.

Now, there's a major film being made about Sylvester.

The Left has failed to cancel him.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Metallica performs “Enter Sandman” in Moscow in 1991, drawing an estimated 1.6 million attendees.

It’s considered one of the best performances of all time.

[Andrew Kolvet @AndrewKolvet]

Joe Rogan to JD Vance:

"I'm not skeptical. I'm accusing them. I think they stole the election."

100% rigged.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

ARREST THESE COMMUNIST ASSHOLES FOR SEDITION!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 BOOM: SECDEF PETE HEGSETH LAUNCHES TESTOSTERONE SCREENING FOR ALL MILITARY 30+!

Hegseth: “I’m authorizing annual testosterone screening for service members 30 and older as part of their health assessment. Under 30 can opt in voluntarily.”

“This isn’t about artificial enhancement, it’s about restoring and optimizing natural levels so our warfighters stay lethal, resilient, and ready.”

“Modern battlefield demands maximum performance. We owe our warriors the best care, on duty and for life after the uniform.”

Hell yeah. Strong men = strong military.

[Cyber Punk @11cyberpunk]

Metallica - For Whom the Bell Tolls (Live 1985)

[Rikki Doolan @realrikkidoolan]

Lead singer of American rock band Korn testifies how he was saved by Jesus.

Amen.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Literally true

[Science Magazine @ScienceExpand]

This is why scientists still cannot predict the double pendulum exactly.

[M2 @Amer1can_Barbie]

I’m past the point of just wanting to deport the illegals. I want to exile the retards who want to keep them here.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

July 13th stands as a reminder: never surrender in the fight to Make America Great Again.

[Isaac Blues @i_danieall]

Incredible, the jimi Hendrix of keyboard 👏

[Stacy is Right @PoliticalStacy]

Sadly accurate.

[Axel Vasa @Summertct]

Do you agree with President Trump?