Tom Payne

Husband, father, Aggie, mariner, guitar player @adriansfault. My daughter doesn’t trust my knowledge of boats and stuff but others do. I worry for a living.

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@SaltyDGalveston Bayou Vista

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@deriniko9 European Texas!!!

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The rest of the world warily comes to the US for soccer games and meets real Americans. The mainstream media completely loses control of the narrative on America and gets exposed for what they truly are.

If twitter was still twitter it wouldn’t have happened.

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@LUFC1992_v2 @ShipleyDo_Nuts You only have to call them klobasnik around someone from a culture that loves consonants, hates vowels and is from a small corner of Texas. If they have a Jak se mas bumper sticker they’ll enjoy correcting you.

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@chad_norvell Fort Bend roads are pretty much a bad Mad Max sequel nowadays.

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@kroger explain this

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@AndyHazelton Spend more tokens unscrewing formatting than the original writing no matter how complete the markdown and prompt are…

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@FOX26Houston grammar are important?

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It’s a cool feeling when Microsoft Authenticator asks you to use Microsoft Authenticator to authenticate your Microsoft Authenticator on a new phone.
Fun times. I guess I hang on to my old phone for a few weeks just in case I have to authenticate my Authenticator again?

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@MichaelRLowry @weatherchannel @wxjerdman Just don’t.

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@DaylonMack The moment was too big for him.

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@TheBabylonBee Did they let the host know of all their visitors in advance? I doubt the host approved a little drummer boy.
I like it when one of my guests says “2 adults” for 2 nights and I havta manage 5 contractor bags of crushed beer cans out of my cabin in the woods.

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Absolute chills. @rcslocum's narrator voice is ridiculously iconic, my goodness.

BTHO t.u.

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@pcavlin That’s horrifying

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@TroyJayAdams That’s a beautiful guitar

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@MatthewCappucci Beautiful tribute.

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@BigJoeBastardi It’s disheartening and across the political spectrum. Every side has noisy looneys that get the eyeballs and propagate their idiocy.

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@MatthewCappucci Good Lord I think about all the parcels I thought about buying when I wasn’t old…all the “reasons” that stopped me were absolute crap.

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@MatthewCappucci Yes. Absolutely. Always buy land if it isn’t landlocked or reliant on easement and there’s any other reason you want it.

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@SaltwaterRecon Headed to Aliaga Turkey for recycling. Being towed by the ex-Posh Salvanguard.