Riley

NYU MA ‘22

[no @zedonarrival]

a mom and her small child were walking in front of me and he spotted a lanternfly on the curb. he gestures and looks up at her, she just sighed and said ‘ok make it quick’ swiftly executed it with his lil velcro shoe

[Riley @RileyAHester]

@longleafsimp Not In My Pantry.

[Riley @RileyAHester]

@longleafsimp Eric, the golf course provides affordable housing for lots of ants. Please think about all communities before commenting these sorts of things. Thanks.

[🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @TheSlavboy]

it is nice outside 👍

[Riley @RileyAHester]

@longleafsimp Latte liberals who don’t want to say “cow milk” 🤝 dairy farmers who feel pushed out by alternative products that aren’t really milk

[Conajam @conajam]

no better feeling than when you finish a good book & can finally eat the bookmark

[elsa @mescavoy]

if they wanna talk about nepo babies, bring my man to the table as one of the panel because he has talked about it for more than a decade in many many interviews eventho he is friend with dozen of nepo babies and posh actors. im sure he has a lot to say

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Miss Argentina and Miss Puerto Rico announce they are now married.

The couple, Mariana Varela and Fabiola Valentín, kept their relationship a secret since meeting at Miss Grand International 2020.

[Kingfisher & Wombat @UrsulaV]

In conclusion: Do not mock the Waffle House. Total strangers will take up arms in defense of those hashbrowns and tell you the story of how, when the world was literally on fire outside the windows, a gray-haired woman poured them coffee and called them “hon.”

[🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @TheSlavboy]

buying a liter of watered down coffee at 7-11 and then smoking with the cashier out back is the american equivalent of going to a nice cafè for a cup of coffee and a croissant

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

the appalachian mountains are older than saturn’s rings. the appalachian mountains are older than dinosaurs. the appalachian mountains are older than trees. the appalachian mountains are literally older than BONES. the appalachian mountains should be regarded with pure terror.

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

america thinks an hour of your life is worth less than a 10 piece combo, think abt that fr

[tay⋆｡･*˚⁺‧͙ @swannesnupi]

the fact that i’m no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once related to is so heartbreaking. i age, they don’t. the immortality of fiction is beautiful but cruel

[Bobby (RATS) @LegalizeRats]

shoutout to pizza rat

hope you doing well ♥️

[🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @TheSlavboy]

They can save me 🥴😳😩🥺🥵🥶😳😖😵‍💫😳😩🖤😖😳😵‍💫🖤😖😩😵‍💫😳😖🖤😵‍💫🖤😖😳👻😵‍💫🖤😖😩😖😳