Riley Brice

UNLV ✈️ Cheesehead. IG:rilesbrice

[carolyn 💉💉💉💉 @888888CP]

@effemwarner @jonbecker_ Walnuts taste like under the house

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@markthenative must have started at his new job today 😂

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@markthenative Only a 3 hour movie, but Mark’s gotta pause it for an hour when they show Old Murph

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@markthenative The fuck did I tell you? Throw out the whole damn Mark. Don't even make a new one.
& bro you're gonna have to whip up some altered choreography to '21 Questions' cuz you bout to be handi-crippled til 2025

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@markthenative Dumb is such an understatement

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Did someone say #NationalPuppyDay

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@markthenative Watch “Key & Peele: Boarding Group 1” on #Vimeo https://t.co/NTjIuf95dr

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@MichaelPreskar @markthenative @Marq_the_Sharq lol yea both my college roommates.

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@markthenative Bro I can't recall a movie where you didn't cry. Interstellar had you weaping uncontrollably and that wasn't even your first time seeing it 🙄

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@Austinburke52 @markthenative I'll be your sidekick/co-pilot/wild card

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As a kid, I watched Jurassic Park on VHS every single day.
It's no surprise that 20 years later, I drive a @Jeep and have a pet dinosaur

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Imagine if u could've known who ur future spouse would be, so you could've made sure you got to watch the Office together for the first time

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@markthenative Bro I lived with you for a year. I know we both hella gay. Caught u dancing naked to "Kiss" by Prince how many times

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80s music & trips to Home Depot so I know it's real 👌🏻

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My fuckboy of a puppy turns 2.5 this week 🙌🏻

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@markthenative lol

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Corona will wake me up at 5am by sneezing directly into my face just cuz he wants to go chase the crows off the roof

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Just ordered $15,000 in wheels/tires, lift, tints, vinyl wrap, etc. 🤗💸

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Tired of watching my money make .01% interest so I decided it's time to start building my new summer toy #newbae

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Texting back those Cowboys fans that have been talking shit all week