riley derks

college graduate

[riley derks @RileyDerks]

@nickhaltermpls people visiting the lake want ice cream not oxtail

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Biggest AI tell since the em dashes

[Daniel Wortel-London @dlondonwortel]

It’s not just new, it’s newspeak

[riley derks @RileyDerks]

@jbeam123 I agree with the sentiment and love our lakes too that being said…
Stop with the AI slop 😂😂. They used this completely unnatural sentence structure 4 times!!

[riley derks @RileyDerks]

@Jackeroni216 @QuaxCasts Legal legends

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@chairmancheese @jrmamana Illegal civ is a skate brand in the odd future orbit. Further proof of generational divide

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@diandrasdiandra IMDb ratings are an awful metric for quality. Grossly inflated by plot progression

[riley derks @RileyDerks]

@coldhealing The irony is this shift of lifestyle change is entirely possible for young women but not by manifesting or whatever bs just by meeting a rich man

[riley derks @RileyDerks]

@Jkraftsucks @GordonGekko420 @andersonbcdefg Most students would be pro sacrificing the next-lowest potential matriculant if it means better football

[riley derks @RileyDerks]

Terminal Nickelodeon mannerisms

[The Cine Reality @TheCineReality]

Well Josh Peck showed himself to be a complete dirtbag. He posts this video presumably about Drake Bell and is blocking anyone who asks him if it’s about Drake.

[oakey 👽 @oakeymations]

wherever you may go…….godspeed on your travels, little man…

[riley derks @RileyDerks]

@VolcelFry The lighting is so bizarre I thought this was a video game

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Gambling addiction aka being a professional optimist

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Lovee the idea of a gambling addiction… what a beautiful thing to have so much hope

[riley derks @RileyDerks]

@PaulSkallas Hubie Halloween

[riley derks @RileyDerks]

I remember when threads came out it was just recycled tweets from 2015 and brands going “isn’t this awesome?!”

[riley derks @RileyDerks]

I’m kinda like the grinch if he hated seeing the scrubs guys in every commercial

[riley derks @RileyDerks]

@ballysportshelp @sean_mcniff33 Bally stinks!!

[riley derks @RileyDerks]

The data on potato chips is clear:

[Andrew D. Huberman, Ph.D. @hubermanlab]

The data on alcohol seem clear: 0 is better than any and 2 drinks per week is the max (for adult non-alcoholics) beyond which some negative impact is observed. Whether this is direct or indirect via perturbed sleep/microbiome is unclear. Details: https://t.co/dw7lbrvRrI

[riley derks @RileyDerks]

Mid

[FairVote Minnesota @FairVoteMN]

After 12,167 votes and 5 rounds of tabulation, the results are in and…

Design F29 by Brandon Hundt is the winner of our ranked-choice flag design poll with 6,542 (55.3%) final-round votes!

View the full results here: https://t.co/HWdsR5rPTh

[riley derks @RileyDerks]

@VolcelFry d d d d dancing