rileyyyy

puppy enthusiast

[rileyyyy @RileyErickson1]

Idk Hollywood undead said “break up, with my girlfriend so I can bang sluts” and if they had the decency to not cheat, y’all should too

[rileyyyy @RileyErickson1]

Just catching up @madierowe4

[rileyyyy @RileyErickson1]

I’m hyper focused on eating eggs rn and Brad won’t let me have it as much as I want..??

[rileyyyy @RileyErickson1]

Brad: you look like a cute little Barbie doll
Me: are you gonna propose then
Brad: I gave you a ring pop

[rileyyyy @RileyErickson1]

@kaylaermer Sus ass bitch

[rileyyyy @RileyErickson1]

@JessalynBennett Something along the lines of attention deficit, I literally do the same thing cleaning my house 😅

[rileyyyy @RileyErickson1]

I’ve been really good recently about not buying stuff off Amazon.
But damn I miss the serotonin, man.

[rileyyyy @RileyErickson1]

If one more couple gets engaged that’s been dating for less than half the time Brad and I have… he will never hear the end of it

[Olin kreutz @olin_kreutz]

Yup

[rileyyyy @RileyErickson1]

I’m sure I just made it worse, but I just took 2 nasal decongestants, 2 sprays of Flonase, and 2 sprays in each nostril of Afrin… anything to breathe out of my nostrils

[rileyyyy @RileyErickson1]

Girl… yikes.

[rileyyyy @RileyErickson1]

1 week until my birthday, and I just bought an unacceptable amount of books

[Rex 🍍🦖 @frecklylexi]

Everyone is so surprised how many nurses aren’t vaccinated, but considering the types of girls I went to high school with who are nurses now, I honestly just can’t say I’m surprised.

[rileyyyy @RileyErickson1]

Does anyone else have an irrational fear that when they try a new food, they’ll have an allergic reaction and their throat will close?
Just me? Figures.

[rileyyyy @RileyErickson1]

My toxic trait is not taking medicine when I have a headache. I just say “I have a headache” for hours.

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

A wise lawyer named Elle Woods once pointed out that every ejaculation not seeking an egg could be considered reckless abandonment and I just think maybe Texas should take a look at that one

[rileyyyy @RileyErickson1]

@madierowe4 Tell billy we can split the cost for your 25 😂

[rileyyyy @RileyErickson1]

@madierowe4 A pure dream

[marissa @marissalilith]

it’s my birthday and my husband is taking me to barnes & noble to buy me one book for every year i’ve been alive 💘