Riley Garvey

Clemson Orientation Ambassador
....Also other things

[Riley Garvey @RileyGarvey15]

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from this election, it’s the shape and demographics of every county in Pennsylvania.

[Riley Garvey @RileyGarvey15]

Why do we call it E-learning when it’s just E-xtrahomework?

[Riley Garvey @RileyGarvey15]

this girl at Waffle House in South Carolina poured the creamer out of the container and poured hot sauce in and left with it

[Riley Garvey @RileyGarvey15]

Hi I’m Riley and I smile more at my phone every day than I do at other human beings.

[Riley Garvey @RileyGarvey15]

I think one of the biggest reasons for my long-lasting states of happiness is that I don’t follow the President on Twitter.

[Anonymous Professor @anonymousprofs]

Two weeks into the term and I’m already two weeks behind.

[Riley Garvey @RileyGarvey15]

@BuffaloWingertz There are rib muscles?

[barb 🛸 @bigbandsbarb]

What no one really discusses with the transition from high school to college, is trying to navigate when your parents aren’t always right. Everything they taught you isn’t always the “right” thing and sometimes you have to figure out what is the “right thing” for you.

[Riley Garvey @RileyGarvey15]

Question: Why is Superman restricted to “leaping tall buildings with a single bound?” Why not buildings with several bounds? Or no bounds at all? I’m not even sure I’ve ever seen a building with a single bound.
That’s barely even a power, this man isn’t super at all.

[Riley Garvey @RileyGarvey15]

One of our generation’s weirdest talents is being able to have three completely different conversations with the same person, over three different messaging apps, all at the same time.

[Riley Garvey @RileyGarvey15]

When your policy of not taking too many pictures backfires and you have to go back months in your camera roll to fill up an Instagram post...

[just trent @ttrentmoyer]

Idc how hard life get, I’m not eatin no twizzlers

[Riley Garvey @RileyGarvey15]

What do you get when you have one kid at Clemson and one at USC?

A screw up in red.

[Riley Garvey @RileyGarvey15]

How much orientation is too much orientation?

16

[Riley Garvey @RileyGarvey15]

Where is the center of campus? Is it the Watt CENTER? The Brooks CENTER? The Hendrix CENTER? No it’s Cooper Library. #CUOrientation

[Riley Garvey @RileyGarvey15]

When the lady giving you a parking ticket is the nicest person you’ve ever met, you know you picked the right school...and the wrong parking spot #CUOrientation

[Riley Garvey @RileyGarvey15]

When you’ve already cried twice and you haven’t even found the parking lot yet #CUOrientation