Grandpa Gay

[Grandpa Gay @RileyWicks]

@MetOpera is the current Turandot production using the @christophertin ending?? It’s incredible and arguably superior to any Act III that has ever come before it!

[Grandpa Gay @RileyWicks]

@clubcummingnyc is insane @TheTraitorsUS

[Grandpa Gay @RileyWicks]

Secured (free) tickets to the the finale viewing of @TheTraitorsUS at @ClubCumming !! If I meet Lala I will actually cry

[Grandpa Gay @RileyWicks]

Tara and Johnny are the best pair @TheTraitorsUS has ever had and you CANNOT convince me otherwise.

[Grandpa Gay @RileyWicks]

Update: I did it again 😮‍💨🤤

[Grandpa Gay @RileyWicks]

I cracked my neck so hard I felt it in my jaw… I wanna do it again 👀

[Grandpa Gay @RileyWicks]

Lost my earring on Rockin’ Roller Coaster… if anyone finds a dangly earring around $3 in worth that has a planet on the end it’s mine ❤️

[miri @eggoslug]

any man under 5’6 is a labubu

[Grandpa Gay @RileyWicks]

@WDWNT Fake news, but catchy headline. NEXT!

[Grandpa Gay @RileyWicks]

Pokémon Go Inkay day: 11-2…
Sister’s wedding: 11-2…
I’m not claiming she’s homophobic, but…

[Joey Jay (IS EVEN GAYER) ✨ @joeyjayisgay]

Gay people.

[Grandpa Gay @RileyWicks]

Threw up 3 times and still made it to work on time. Can you tell I got bills to pay?

[Grandpa Gay @RileyWicks]

If people are going to just stop parenting in public, can we renormalize kids on leashes please? Thanks.

[Grandpa Gay @RileyWicks]

This is why you don’t stop going to therapy kids

[Grandpa Gay @RileyWicks]

I love having dreams about my ex 😒😑

[Grandpa Gay @RileyWicks]

And it was that he broke up with me on Christmas after I saved the galaxy (Star Wars). He “couldn’t handle it.” 🫠

[Grandpa Gay @RileyWicks]

I used to fill up my car for $40 and I paid $85 today 🙃🙃

[Grandpa Gay @RileyWicks]

@Disneyland If I want to send a letter commending cast members for their exceptional guest service, where should I send the email? ❤️

[Grandpa Gay @RileyWicks]

I love calling Trumpers brainwashed treasonous morons because they’re literally too far gone to come up any other reply than “rubber glue back to you” and throw a tantrum like a toddler. They truly are the party of fragile masculinity and hyper fragile identities.