Riley Johnson

Biggest disappointment you’ll ever meet

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@TylerHumphreyLM Commotio cordis is my guess. They defibrillated him right away which is good and last I saw he has a pulse but wasn’t breathing spontaneously

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@AlyssaMihalka @todayyearsold Sweet Jesus I wish

[Riley Johnson @Riley_Johnson98]

Social media is def the worst thing that’s happened to relationships

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To say I’ve been missin you is the worst thing possible that I could ever do

[Riley Johnson @Riley_Johnson98]

Well I started on the whiskey pretty early this morning

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@TylerHumphreyLM This country is a fucking joke

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Even at my best I’m still as lonely as it gets

[Riley Johnson @Riley_Johnson98]

Ready for it to be thunderstorm season again boys

[Riley Johnson @Riley_Johnson98]

We’re only 6 days in and 2021 already ain’t it chief 🤠

[Riley Johnson @Riley_Johnson98]

People never forget how you make them feel, good or bad

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@michael_mcl_97 Big agronomy guy

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Idk what’s worse seasonal depression or depression from being a bears fan

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@JackMilostan Bro everyone gets rock hard over it I don’t understand and never will

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I’ll say it. Turkey is the nastiest shit on the menu 🤢 tell me I’m wrong

[Riley Johnson @Riley_Johnson98]

All I have left going for me in 2020 is the Spotify year end thing it better not let me down

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@TylerHumphreyLM We shouldn’t have to pay them until all the billion dollar companies do

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I’ve got a drug problem and my favorite one is you

[Riley Johnson @Riley_Johnson98]

If you willingly eat tomato’s idk how to tell you this but you need help

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@WitekZack True you cant find Billy anywhere else

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Bro small towns are the worst I can’t wait to move