Green Lantern. Human wrecking ball. Hair’s real, attitude’s worse. I save galaxies and still don’t get the respect I deserve. NOT Hal Jordan. ( Parody )
@LanternsPodcast Buddy, I’ve been punched through more walls than you’ve had hot dinners. I’ve earned the right to sell a drink with my name on it. This ain’t selling out it’s cashing in on being awesome.