Alex

I write finding aids for lost souls.

[Alex @RiotGrlArchiver]

Current status: singing "meat science" to the tune of "weird science" by oingo boingo

[Alex @RiotGrlArchiver]

Episcopal

[bailey meyers @baileymeyers]

hey kids who learned their vocab from reading, what word that you mispronounced still haunts you

[Alex @RiotGrlArchiver]

@carolynlb Oh man I miss them

[LIZZO @lizzo]

IM COMING CARLA! AND IM PLAYIN THAT CRYSTAL FLUTE!!!!!

[Alex @RiotGrlArchiver]

@carolynlb ouch!! glad nothing is broken, let me know if you want foot/ankle injury solidarity

[Alex @RiotGrlArchiver]

......the CDC is my dad.......

[Alex @RiotGrlArchiver]

Fruits of Crime is my new band name

[Alex @RiotGrlArchiver]

I would never have thought to put it like this but absolutely

[li 🌈 peak season hell @canicuIa]

anyone else address their pets as sir/ma’am but not as in a term of respect but more like, a buffet employee frantically trying to stop a customer from grabbing food with their bare hands?

[Alex @RiotGrlArchiver]

@carolynlb THIS IS SUCH A VIBE

[Shelby @shelbyn_23]

Am I the only one that sees a problem with working 8-9 hours a day and then going home to having about 4 hours to yourself which includes getting ready for the next day??? This is not life…

[Alex @RiotGrlArchiver]

@carolynlb I think about this at least once per week

[Alex @RiotGrlArchiver]

@carolynlb

[Alex @RiotGrlArchiver]

Last night I watched both Stranger Things and the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Guess which one gave me nightmares!

[Capitol Hill Books @chbooksdc]

“Just vote,” they say to 700k DC residents without voting representation in Congress.

[J(enna) Wortham @jennydeluxe]

intellectually knowing that something is coming does not prepare you for the devastation in the body when it hits

[Alex @RiotGrlArchiver]

@carolynlb Not sure if you knew this but Mia has kidney disease too (and probably an intestinal illness, we'll find out next week). We're thinking of you and Mr. Bear ❤️

[Alex @RiotGrlArchiver]

@carolynlb My mom still watches Dick in a Box every Christmas

[Alex @RiotGrlArchiver]

@carolynlb Yes.

[Alex @RiotGrlArchiver]

@carolynlb We love to see it (by which I mean I had no idea basketball was happening but Go Tarheels)

[💕abortion will always exist 💕 @oooc1903]

Let’s be clear:

ABORTION CLINIC DOORS ARE STILL OPEN IN FLORIDA — EVEN IF YOU ARE PAST 15 WEEKS.

The ban doesn’t take effect until July. And we will fight with all we have to make sure it never does.