Dumbass McMumble-Bitch

doctors hate me | #hotnozzlesummer | if you are a govt official: i am a real SLC citizen - i just like to have fun with my @ and name. abortion is healthcare.

[Dumbass McMumble-Bitch @RipeFart]

i can troubleshoot anything except for printers

[Senator Mitt Romney @SenatorRomney]

Utah-based companies like @TealDrones are playing key roles in our national security and industrial base. Had an engaging discussion on decreasing America’s dependence on China for our hardware supply chains while touring their facility—and even tried my hand at flying a drone.

[Dumbass McMumble-Bitch @RipeFart]

No I'm not hacked this was actually a lot of fun and I'm happy to give the company a lil free advertising for making such a cool product :-)

[Dumbass McMumble-Bitch @RipeFart]

my bf got us an Unsolved Case Files mystery solving kit for a unique date night activity, and it was surprisingly fun! 10/10 would recommend. And you may or may not get a coupon for your next purchase if you share it on social media 👀 #unsolvedcasefiles

[Dumbass McMumble-Bitch @RipeFart]

anyone know any best practice methods for when to replace a torx bit on a high-volume manufacturing line? how worn down is too worn down to use? trying to avoid using the bit until it can't turn screws anymore, but want to use it for as long as possible.

[Dumbass McMumble-Bitch @RipeFart]

@RockettLord literally obsessed!!! that is the perfect style for you ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ five stars

[Jack J @Jack_Frodo]

I think my brain unionized cuz these neurons ain’t getting fired

[Dumbass McMumble-Bitch @RipeFart]

@RockettLord lookin happy and pretty! the ocean suits you well :-)

[Dumbass McMumble-Bitch @RipeFart]

@83dollaroring did that this weekend though the snow had melted and created a breeding ground for hundreds of thousands of deer flies. 0/10 had a meltdown and barely made it down with my sanity.

[Dumbass McMumble-Bitch @RipeFart]

@RockettLord this week sucks i literally just bowled an 82 and my average is 127

[Dumbass McMumble-Bitch @RipeFart]

@EricW1lliams0n longing for this view!!!

[Dumbass McMumble-Bitch @RipeFart]

every day i thank the heavens i got to spend a summer @ purdue working @ the lab and hanging out w a select group of friends and having my apt to myself and spending blue hour riding my bike along state st playing indie music & looking @ clouds & just fucking relaxing for once

[Jim Steenburgh @ProfessorPowder]

Video from @UUtah @UofUATMOS showing considerable dust blowing into Salt Lake Valley apparently from exposed Great Salt Lake bed

[Dumbass McMumble-Bitch @RipeFart]

if anyone knows anyone who is hiring manufacturing/process engineers, hmu. my company isn’t giving raises for the 4th (or 5th?) year in a row!! wtf!!

[Dumbass McMumble-Bitch @RipeFart]

Who is going to Kilby this weekend? I need people to go with :-)

[yaoi gagarin @shattybuns_mk2]

yeah starship is cool and all but let's ask the real questions here. when is kegrocket flying

[Utah Transit Authority - UTA @RideUTA]

Join us THIS SATURDAY for our “Drive the Bus” Hiring Event!

Try your hand behind the wheel of a bus. (Yes! Drive a UTA bus.) Explore booths. Win prizes. Eat pizza. Get hired on the spot! Earn $20-25/hr, plus a $2,000 hiring bonus.

Learn more + RSVP at https://t.co/9LHueptcRB.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

She’s in Paris. She’s a criminal. She’s the titular star of a new biopic. She’s being apologized to by Phoebe Bridgers.

“Emily is everywhere,” Emily Morse, a writer and the host of a podcast called “Sex With Emily,” said. https://t.co/SO68veMvxT

[Dumbass McMumble-Bitch @RipeFart]

@BestCoastBrian @laurenboebert good tweet.

[ACLU @ACLU]

A federal court just issued a ruling attempting to block the FDA’s approval of the abortion pill mifepristone.

The ruling doesn’t take effect for 7 days and we expect the government to take an emergency appeal.

Our legal experts are reviewing the ruling and will share updates.

[Dumbass McMumble-Bitch @RipeFart]

@plantqueen48 this was the first tweet on my TL and i had to check the news because i KNEW some bullshit had happened and well..🥲