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I don't exist!

[Garvit Sethi @garvit_sethii]

Gadkari isn't petroleum minister, how is he signing policies of 100% ethanol?
Isn't it conflict of interest?

His son's companies are printing ton of money from ethanol, how is this scam even allowed in big 2026?

Are we sleeping?

[M @mister_whistler]

New guy same scam @BLRAirport

Amazing!

[Tooti-Fruuti @Ripe_Republic]

@SarathySatire Longtime no see!

[satire_sarathy @SarathySatire]

E20, E85 and E100 now. Ethanol cars are the new EVs

#ethanol

[Boiled Anda @AmitLeliSlayer]

Sardaji was going in his truck, suddenly a car hit his truck & the people from the car attacked him with rods

Then Paaji showed them their “Aukat”, everyone ran for their life 😂😂😂

[Simply Padmaja @Padmaja_Yatra]

Yesterday, in a prayerful mood, I visited the 800-year-old Sri Santhana Venugopala Swamy Temple at Mahadevpura near Bibinagar, a temple dating back to the Kakatiya era.

To my surprise, a Mazar has appeared under the sacred Ashwatha (Banyan) tree around which devotees traditionally perform pradakshina as part of temple worship.

How and why was a Mazar established inside a Hindu temple campus, beneath one of its most sacred trees? Was this done with the knowledge and consent of the temple authorities and devotees, or was it an overnight encroachment? These are questions that deserve clear answers.

[Common Man! @WayLostSon]

This is truly inhumane🚨

Some illiterate citizens of Andhra Pradesh (AP26 CB2799) threw stones at an elephant standing on the roadside in Nagarhole Tiger Reserve

[Rahul Pandiyan @DangaMinati]

Shocked and disturbed. Today in Bengaluru, I was abused and physically assaulted by an auto driver simply for following traffic rules and staying on the correct side of the road. No one should face violence for obeying the law. Requesting action. @BlrCityPolice @blrcitytraffic

[Tooti-Fruuti @Ripe_Republic]

@manas_muduli Tacho At 5K RPM, no sign of removing foot from peddle before accident, which means no effort to apply brakes before accident.
I feel pity for the BMW owner.

[Akshat Shrivastava @Akshat_World]

All this drama of going to 5 foreign countries every month to bring "business" is plain stupid.

Solve basics things, like:-

1) No dogs/animals on roads
2) Proper garbage collection
3) Easy availability of taxis (& fair pricing)

This itself boosts tourism by 15-20% especially foreign tourists. And, helps bring foreign $ (which we desperately need now).

Best part: the budget for 1 foreign visit can be used to solve all above issues in places like Goa.

We won't do it. Because we are "talk" economy.
Not an action economy.

It is common sense to pick low hanging fruits first.
But, who cares about common sense.

[. @WoundedLion__]

He is a Bangladeshi Muslim, Mohammad Farouk, who named his ship ‘9/11’, but this Pakistani !nbred living in India shamelessly trying to defame Indians🤡

[Tamralipta Coppermint worker @Ayush90588474]

Be careful of what you ask for . If India goes through a revolution in future it won't be led by your favourite Lefty troons. The only people who are angry,rebellious and anti status quoist enough to launch a revolution in India are far right blackpilled zoomers

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Cute theory, let's play it out.

A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.

But... oh wait, there is no pile.

It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.

The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.

Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.

The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.

But it gets worse.

Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.

Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.

So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.

So the monkeys sit there.

No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.

Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.

OH

And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

[𝗚𝘂𝗿𝘂🇮🇳 (мσ∂ιʝι кα Y̺o̺d̺h̺a̺) @Gururaj1972]

మంచి గుండవా బాబాయ్........
పరదీప్ ఇశ్వర్...... చాలా బాగున్నారా ఏమి

😁😁😁

[Cherry_NTR🤵🏼 @CherryForNtr]

Konchem influencers lo em vulgarity lekunda fun create chestu content chestaru e family👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
Inka evarina unnara🧐🧐🧐

[NCMIndia Council For Men Affairs @NCMIndiaa]

Now, Shilpa Shinde is giving open challenge to @CP_SuratCity by travelling in the city without a helmet. Earlier she gave open challenge to @MumbaiPolice by saying "Jo ukhadna hai ukhad lo".
What you think? Kya Police kuch ukhad payegi ya nahi?

[GemsOfINDOLOGY @GemsOfINDOLOGY]

While Europe was under ice, someone in Ratnagiri carved a 14-metre map of India.

It's an elephant. Head west to the Konkan, tail east.

Inside it: a tiger in the east, a langur in the north, a boar in Madhya Pradesh, a pangolin in the south. Each animal where it actually lives.

Seven mountains. The Mahabharata also names seven. It was carved 10,000 years before the Mahabharata.

Now the part that should end the argument.

The map's width-to-height ratio is 1.167. Modern India is 1.04. Doesn't match.

Because they weren't mapping modern India.

Reverse-solve 1.167 against the coastline of 12,000 BCE — when the sea was 120m lower and the Sunda Shelf was dry land — and the eastern edge lands at ~100.9°E.

The eastern shore of the Malay Peninsula. The exact limit of the world you could walk to from India at the time.

A decorative outline doesn't do that. A map does.

The oldest known map is supposed to be Çatalhöyük, ~6,200 BCE. This predates it by 6,000 years.

It's on an open plateau. People play cricket near these carvings. The monsoon is erasing it.

Full paper, free, permanent:
DOI: 10.5281/zenodo.20516459

#Ratnagiri #Archaeology #History

[⚡Rampage⚡ @endhi_peekedhi]

STOP INSULTING ISLAM !! 😭🙏

[Aaraadhya Saxena 🇮🇳 @ihailmyindia]

Excuse me ?!

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Dear Microsoft, when I hit the Windows Start menu key and start typing a word to autocomplete a search, I never, ever, EVER want it to return results of something not on my computer. Ever. Like, ever, ever, never.