Benjamin Scott

Comedy nerd. Writer. Cheerful melancholic.

[Benjamin Scott @RippeyB]

No one is interested in solving problems anymore. They're all too busy trying to get rich enough that the problems don't apply to them.
- Unknown

[Benjamin Scott @RippeyB]

@questlove where do you stand on Steely Dan? For or against? @mulaney

[Tim Ferriss @tferriss]

The Dangers of TikTok — Matt Pottinger (Former U.S. Deputy National Security Advisor)

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@sethmeyers Big fan. Would you please consider as a topic of discussion how you have remained so close as brothers? How have you not been broken by Hollywood, competitive pressure and petty jealousies? Brother relationships are so fraught. How do you remain bonded #familytrips

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@natebargatze absolutely crushed it on @nbcsnl buddy. Bravo.

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@davidcinema Room

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@ConanOBrien @TeamCoco Mr O’Brien correct me if I’m wrong but you’ve been dining out on the monorail episode for the last 30’ years

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@BillSimmons @TheRewatchables can we get a little Intolerable Cruelty for court month? A must rewatch, funny movie, all star cast https://t.co/j8iaFZ2mh0

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@sethmeyers would you please, please do Second Chance Theater for the Casey Kasem sketch w @danacarvey and Bill Hader? @LateNightSeth @nbcsnl

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@marknorm Without the looks the cool the soulfulness the smarts the charm the command of language the curiosity the balls or the following. Other than that yeah!

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@nickkroll @MelBrooks @hulu gents I’ve been waiting my entire life for #hotwonhulu but if I don’t see some Jews in space I feel it’s a missed opportunity

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@DavidSpade you 100% said Live from New York. Crazy that you could forget something like this!

https://t.co/Lj7mHQukgU

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@TheRewatchables 30th anniversary of Wayne’s World. Just saying guys…. @ChrisRyan77 @BillSimmons

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@TheRewatchables y’all are way off on Dances with Wolves. Epic, excellent rewatchable

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@chrisrock the world waits for your reaction.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Fun fact about Chris Rock: he made a documentary about the delicate politics of Black women's hair.

[Benjamin Scott @RippeyB]

@daniellewis Amen, Dan

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

The NFL is the greatest league in sports because of the parity. The last team drafts first, the first team drafts last. Not allowing Josh Allen, the best player in today’s game, to touch the ball in overtime is one thing the @NFL must fix.

[Tom Arnold @TomArnold]

The only people who said terrible things about Bob Saget were his best friends. 💔

[Rep. Don Beyer @RepDonBeyer]

Two tweets from @GOP about an identical 3.9% unemployment rate.