Ris Weaver

Wife, mom (🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍🌈,👼, & 🐶), HR professional, raging democrat, and turns out… a Disney adult? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@BuzzFeed Anyone else read this an immediately wonder if @lolacoaster has gone to work for The Onion? I feel like they’d be a match made in heaven…

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After posting a series of withering articles about J.K. https://t.co/PNy0RNWAfq

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The urge to tag @KarenKilgariff as soon as I receive a sinkhole-related Twitter alert…

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What’s the point of having @Life360 if there is always one circle member whose location is always inaccurate? Every week I am sending in unanswered tickets because it shows my youngest child nowhere close to where she actually is. 😒

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@kitra Luckily it’s only once per ten years (if you did the TDAP booster)!

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@JuicyBodyGodde1 I want to know where your shop is because the way you gassed her up in every look?!?! Yes!! Young women need those positive voices!!! I’m a middle aged woman with nowhere fancy to go but I wanna come try on dresses in front of you!! She was glowing!

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@charlottedobre Happy spraying m’lady. 😂 May the chocolate be plentiful and the hormones calm.

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@ColourPopCo @Loungefly 💛

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@Loungefly @ColourPopCo 💛

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#SURPRISEGIVEAWAY ✨

🖤💫 1 lucky winner will receive the C-3PO™ inspired @ColourPopCo palette AND C-3PO™Cosplay Mini Backpack and Zip Around Wallet from #Loungefly.

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@ISawPod @ApplePodcasts Also, the modern version of raiding an abandoned mall has to be breaking into an Amazon warehouse, right?

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@ISawPod @ApplePodcasts This 36 year old is cackling at the shoe discussion. Makes me want to introduce Millie and her dad to elastic laces because that shit’s a game changer. You can bypass the laceless shoe stage because they make everything a slip on!

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@CiaraODoherty @KarenMillen That second look is a winner!!! I like the red dress for everything BUT the slouchy fabric over the midsection. The excess fabric there is drawing attention in a less-flattering way but maybe it can be tailored a bit? It’s otherwise a lovely dress!

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@WillSloanEsq If it is 1992, my mind goes to Fern Gully.

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@lissthelass Put boats and caves just offshore!!! A true marina!!!

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@LakotaMan1 Hard yes.

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@CNN Falling into vats of goo… sounds like a super powered origin story is unfolding! Lol. (In all seriousness I hope they recover from likely burns speedily)

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@biskitbestie Guilty x 4. Bought ACNH for our daughter as a reward for good grades. She was resident rep for our family island and we all were hooked. Fast forward a year and our family has the “main” switch plus everyone has their own Lite because we all wanted our own islands, lol.

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Dear @TorridFashion, please get into the period panty game. The current brands just don’t understand curves. You do. Please. I’m begging.