THIS IS GOOD
LOLCOIN is the first ever memecoin, predating BUTTCOIN
But we never could redirect fees
until now
It ran 8.3M with no fees
Launched with fees working.
MAY BIBI STRIKE ME DOWN AND AMPUTATE MY ARMS IF THIS FILING FROM TODAY ISN'T GENNY
Property has officially redefined as money/coin
This is not a coin, this is property
https://t.co/GKW9T1Kva8
The SEC just released a new document which is a template for a fake company on how to file financial reports
In the report they talk about reporting crypto and show an example and use the coin $RMB as an example
It's not a real coin but its the first one given in SEC docs
Send $RMB - Rainbow Monkey Butt
https://t.co/BJ9EFMBDyZ
Filing date is at the bottom of the page and it says today
I found the court documents for this exact lawsuit and it actually says the coin which was involved in the scam
The victim took out $90k from her RothIRA and invested it into $MOMO which she was told was the next doge and endorsed by jensen huang
ctrl +f $MOMO and it shows up
https://t.co/hi38YqXLyw
Momo is jensen huang's dog, this is genny, the dogecoin of nvidia. This deserves to run on robinhood
https://t.co/zdIbzKZouL
ICYMI: Meta and Instagram are being sued in a class action over crypto scam ads.
The complaint says Meta’s tools wrote the scam ads, aimed them, and that Meta booked the revenue.
Here’s what’s going on:
Plaintiffs are Facebook/Instagram users who clicked crypto-investment ads, got moved to WhatsApp, deposited into fake trading platforms, and could not withdraw.
The complaint’s theory is product, not moderation. Meta’s ad stack allegedly creates and optimizes the creative (including generative AI variants), targets users who look interested in crypto/investing, and runs those ads through an auction that can still clear if the scammer bids enough.
The first click is pleaded as Meta’s doing. The rest of the pig-butcher (fake balances, “unlock” fees, wallets the victim never controls) is what happens after.
The internal numbers are the spine of the case. Plaintiffs cite reporting and alleged Meta docs that the company shows ~15 billion scam ads a day, books ~$7 billion a year in “violating revenue,” and internally estimated it was in one-third of successful U.S. internet scams.
They say Meta weighed ~$1 billion in possible fines against $3.5 billion every six months from scam ads and kept the ads; stood down a China-fraud team after it erased more than $1 billion in revenue; and skipped free universal advertiser verification because it would cannibalize a paid “Verified for Business”
Relief sought: injunction, restitution, damages, fees, jury.
This is written as a “you built the ad, you targeted the victim, you kept the spend” case so it is not just a Section 230 hosting fight. That motion IMO is still coming on day one.
usdg isn't owned by robinhood so you wouldn't be able to vote at all
launching it on lunch, the only playform where you get paid in HOOD, so we can all vote
this is a genny narra
https://t.co/vzRqxlqNCf
Vitalik just his blog on the chain and if you go the most recent post he talks about robinhood chain
https://t.co/JXyKDhZmrT
In the blog he has a meme of a cat on a phone saying that the people who invest are clueless and just buy and sell
https://t.co/v3n94qwZ9H
Perfect time to run catonfone, sol has apeonfone, we have catonphone
See also: https://t.co/285Ewv5Ip7
> Because I expected them to have built an engineering system. One that, you know, does stuff.
> Instead, what they had built was an entire legal system, complete with a constitution, jurisprudence, courts, offices, jurisdiction, case law, rulings, registries, ledgers, rosters, and a full-fledged apparatus for running something resembling a manorial estate.
(@danwwang's "engineer society vs lawyer society" distinction appears verbatim!)
Nasdaq just made their own version of NEET called RORO
Risk On, Risk Off
We have not had a robinhood runner for NEET
Be a smart trader, have RORO https://t.co/mzIdbeljYL
Nasdaq just made their own version of NEET called RORO
Risk On, Risk Off
We have not had a robinhood runner for NEET
Be a smart trader, have RORO
https://t.co/JXaR5WBYTM