Lindsey Myers

Mom, Wife, IT Systems Engineer, video game enthusiast (PC), general nerd, INFJ

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

the neurodivergent urge to over-explain things in an attempt to avoid any potential miscommunication because you’ve felt misunderstood your entire life so now it’s really important to you that everyone knows exactly where you’re coming from at all times and even if you know you’re repeating yourself and got to the point a long time ago you can’t help but reiterate everything because you’ve had so many bad past experiences that you will do whatever your brain deems necessary to avoid the possibility of someone misinterpreting what you were actually trying to say

[Lindsey Myers @Risky_Ginger]

https://t.co/OKcyjMuYnb

[Lindsey Myers @Risky_Ginger]

Well this is great. It's not like my 5 year old has missed a quarter of the year already has a constant runny nose and occasional cough or anything. Oh and I'm just loving how the cases of COVID are increasing in schools just in time to lose free COVID benefits and testing...

[Lindsey Myers @Risky_Ginger]

@Oatmeal Anger Management...

[mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo]

School emails be like:
Welcome to X Elementary! Your supply lists include everything you've already bought but in a different color. Our drop-off time is 8:24. Students arriving at 8:26 will be late. The PTA will need a donation equal to your mortgage. Welcome back!

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

My signature move is planning a bunch of dishes to make throughout the week, buying the food for the recipes, getting depressed and losing motivation throughout the week and ordering takeout instead.

[Lindsey Myers @Risky_Ginger]

Right?
Inflation by @_workchronicles

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[Lindsey Myers @Risky_Ginger]

Feels pretty great to be building a server with girly nail polish on! #WomaninIT #FemaleEngineer #NerdGirl

[Lindsey Myers @Risky_Ginger]

https://t.co/iJhFm4lEto

[Lindsey Myers @Risky_Ginger]

This is the world we live in...
'It wasn’t pleasant to hear that sound, of the air raid sirens,” Ms. Mozyl, 28, said. But now, she said, she felt relaxed, and she had to work. “Unfortunately,” she said, “I cannot stop working, or else I would not get paid.” '

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

just a reminder that you're the parent and you're in charge. give that kid any color cup you want. lol jk don't do that you'll die

[Daddy Go Fish @daddygofish]

Was enjoying playing legos with my son until my wife tapped me on the shoulder and said he went outside an hour ago.

[Lindsey Myers @Risky_Ginger]

I never realized Pad Thai noodles were a feminine care product...

[Abraham Gutman @abgutman]

Great British Bake Off but you pair every contestant with a 3-year-old who really wants to help.

[DND Memes @MemesDnd]

But I feel like I'm 17...
🧙🏻‍♂️⚔️🎲
OC: Vegetable_Variety_11
#dungeonsanddragons #rpg #dndcharacter #character #wizardsofthecoast #meme #rogue

[Lindsey Myers @Risky_Ginger]

@squidbunny I NEED THIS

[WizardRheon🧙‍♂️ @WizardRheon]

@MemesDnd By the time the bard finishes his song the party has lost their wives, horses, houses, pick up trucks, and spilled their beers.

[Lindsey Myers @Risky_Ginger]

@CrystalHutchens @SarahKSilverman It is your choice to not get vaccinated. But right now, I don't have that choice for my 11 month old and 3 year old. Every person that chooses not to get the vaccine is choosing their political standing over than the health and wellbeing of the rest of the world.

[Jennifer Hale @jhaletweets]

just heard my first "I should go"

🤣
#MassEffectLegendaryEdition

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Ugh, my least favorite flavor.