Two Door Enema Club

Focus on your dreams 😌✨

[Two Door Enema Club @RitalinPM]

I went to your girl’s clitoral hood and nobody knew you

[Two Door Enema Club @RitalinPM]

I fucking love spending $20

[Two Door Enema Club @RitalinPM]

Did anyone else's parents have a very serious, ongoing conversation about whether or not to get their children chipped like dogs just in case they got abducted?

[Two Door Enema Club @RitalinPM]

Chat, clip that

[Two Door Enema Club @RitalinPM]

I’m Irish Goodbye-ing 💖

[Two Door Enema Club @RitalinPM]

@wet_foal This is what I picture in my brain when I talk about you btw

[Two Door Enema Club @RitalinPM]

@wet_foal Your mind will be the subject of many a museum for generations to come

[Two Door Enema Club @RitalinPM]

@wet_foal So true. 100% couldn’t agree more

[Two Door Enema Club @RitalinPM]

Yes this guy sucks for this tweet and probably a lot of other stuff, but also please stop defending this woman’s honor for the sake of pwning some run-of-the-mill woman hater on the internet

[Two Door Enema Club @RitalinPM]

Fuck this misogynistic dipshit, but also isn’t she very outspoken (to the point of bragging) about losing her virginity by raping someone and “stealing” his virginity?

[Two Door Enema Club @RitalinPM]

@texasbebop @fr4nkenstimpy 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾

[Two Door Enema Club @RitalinPM]

Beautiful Dark-Haired Woman From My Dream Last Tuesday Lookalike Contest

My Home - Right Now Please

Prize: $20 and My Undying Love And Affection Forever And Ever

[Two Door Enema Club @RitalinPM]

If they ever get to see each other again, Irv is gonna be so proud of Mark for finishing Cold Harbor and that breaks my heart

[Two Door Enema Club @RitalinPM]

Using Occam’s Razor to slit my wrist because it’s the first solution I came up with to solving my problems in life

[Black Lodge Cult @BlackLCult]

What is your favorite TWIN PEAKS quote?

[Two Door Enema Club @RitalinPM]

@notapIatypus Send her ass to the Break Room

[Two Door Enema Club @RitalinPM]

Nonbinary Hotep named Kufi

[Two Door Enema Club @RitalinPM]

I’ve been getting into negative self-talk recently, because I’m a stupid fucking idiot piece of shit

[Two Door Enema Club @RitalinPM]

Top Five Best Things Ever

5. Parallel Parking In One Turn

4. Non-Verbal Inside Jokes

3. Skipping Stones

2. Toenail Moon

1. Being Off Tomorrow

[Two Door Enema Club @RitalinPM]

@noswagordrip Do NOT leave them with me I WILL pick through them and skip ALL of the smooth ones across a BIG BIG LAKE

[Two Door Enema Club @RitalinPM]

@wet_foal You should get really into They Might Be Giants that would be pretty cool I think