💛 Lyonel Baratheon’s girlsquire 🦌

Dri/Buck🩵 genderfluid & pan, any prns. They said six men or sixty, he’s still Daemon Targaryen. I said oh I’m SURE. I think a hug from Viserys I would cure me.

[💛 Lyonel Baratheon’s girlsquire 🦌 @RitualStench]

THIS FUCKING DANIEL BRÜHL NIKI LAUDA RUSH EDIT HAS PERMANENTLY ALTERED MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY HOLY FUCK

UNTIL MY PELVIS IS LIKE FUCKING /GRAVEL/ BRO, PLEASE

[💛 Lyonel Baratheon’s girlsquire 🦌 @RitualStench]

HES LITERALLY SO FUCKING FIIIIIIINE UGH

[ray 🪩 @morningtxr]

edit of all time 😩

[💛 Lyonel Baratheon’s girlsquire 🦌 @RitualStench]

@BxgOldNerd I SAW THIS YESTERDAY LMAO HES SO FINE FUCK

[💛 Lyonel Baratheon’s girlsquire 🦌 @RitualStench]

@maidenvaults SER ROLAND & SER DONNEL ARE SOOOOO 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨🫦

[💛 Lyonel Baratheon’s girlsquire 🦌 @RitualStench]

@rabieslysavirus When this happens, I just respond with “ok Captain America”, which always works bc either A) they shut up bc they don’t get the reference & are confused or B) they get the reference (Tony cussing & Cap saying ‘language’)

It works either way bc they don’t know how to react after

[💛 Lyonel Baratheon’s girlsquire 🦌 @RitualStench]

@deershouldnt Why he look absolutely off the shits & half asleep tho 😂

[💛 Lyonel Baratheon’s girlsquire 🦌 @RitualStench]

@dauntlesseskimo Well it’s no wonder I fell for Aemond now UGH

[💛 Lyonel Baratheon’s girlsquire 🦌 @RitualStench]

@SouthDallasFood I WANT THEM SO BAAAAAAD UGH

[💛 Lyonel Baratheon’s girlsquire 🦌 @RitualStench]

@SiezerW “It’s a trap you old hag!”

DYING LMFAOOOOO

[💛 Lyonel Baratheon’s girlsquire 🦌 @RitualStench]

@missleighcarter Knockin’ on her window sill mad as hell 😂😭

[💛 Lyonel Baratheon’s girlsquire 🦌 @RitualStench]

That thang set off CAR ALARMS

I KNOW that shit was CRAZY loud they probly felt that shit in their SOULS bruh 😭😭😭😂

[Censored Leak @CensoredLeak]

This will be spoken in that hoods lore for years

[💛 Lyonel Baratheon’s girlsquire 🦌 @RitualStench]

@smol_ghosts “TO WHERE”

LMFAO HES LIKE “OH GOD NOT AGAIN” POOR SIMON 😂😭

[💛 Lyonel Baratheon’s girlsquire 🦌 @RitualStench]

@DaeKayy I LOVE HIIIIIIMUH

[💛 Lyonel Baratheon’s girlsquire 🦌 @RitualStench]

“Skibbly-no-no”

BYE SJSJSJS MATT WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

YOU MENACE

[♡Kayla♡ @DaeKayy]

For a chronically offline king, he sure seems to know enough to make fun of Emma for it.
"How do you say it again?" MATTHEW 😂😭

[💛 Lyonel Baratheon’s girlsquire 🦌 @RitualStench]

@loveIybouquet @riamourningstar Me fr.

[💛 Lyonel Baratheon’s girlsquire 🦌 @RitualStench]

I shit you not I have a coworker that is an exact mirror of this. Shortest employee we have at like 5ft nothing, but she has the biggest, tallest truck out of everyone else.

Her truck is even bigger than the truck of the biggest, tallest employee we have. It’s INSANE.

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

Him getting smaller and smaller as he walks up to the truck is some real Peter Jackson The Lord of the Rings forced perspective movie magic

[💛 Lyonel Baratheon’s girlsquire 🦌 @RitualStench]

>can’t

More like would rather not. Like have you SEEN him? Because I, unfortunately, have, & wish that I hadn’t.

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

thinking about this post a lot today because... who the fuck is jelly roll

[💛 Lyonel Baratheon’s girlsquire 🦌 @RitualStench]

Bold of you to assume I’d be able to even pick one

[𝑨𝒎𝒚 ۶۟ৎ @amyy_tweetz]

If you could marry one celebrity, who would you choose?

[💛 Lyonel Baratheon’s girlsquire 🦌 @RitualStench]

HELP?????

[💛 Lyonel Baratheon’s girlsquire 🦌 @RitualStench]

THICK AS A CASTLE WALL. JESUS.

[🖤✨ @thetopshelfmen]

zac efron the man that you are