Ritu

I do what I do, cause it makes me happy.
I do what I do, cause I can.

[Ritu @Ritukarthik]

Love it!! “@TheWorldStories: Illusion to slow down drivers. http://t.co/thrErNJlcZ”

[Formula 1 @F1]

WHAT. A. MOMENT! 🥹🙌

#F1 #MexicoGP

[Mercedes-AMG PETRONAS F1 Team @MercedesAMGF1]

GRANDE KIMI!! 💙 YOU ARE THE F1 WORLD CHAMPION!! 👑

[sim @simscircuit]

LEWIS HAMILTON IS THE FIRST TO CONGRATULATE KIMI ANTONELLI HOW BEAUTIFUL CAN SPORT BE SOME DAYS

[ConservativeOkie_Patriot47 @Okie_Patriot46]

I need to make a very PUBLIC announcement on behalf of younger GenXers and older Millennials.

If you see someone in their 40s or 50s who seems a little boring now, I need you to understand something...

We already got it in.

Like...GOT. IT. IN.

We are not sitting home on a Friday night because we never knew how to have fun.
We are sitting home on a Friday night because we have seen enough.

We went to parties in houses that should have been condemned and were almost certainly owned by the local drug dealer.

We saw police lights and RAN and not across a nice, flat field.
INTO THE WOODS.

Do you understand the athleticism required to hurdle uprooted tree roots in platform shoes while simultaneously trying to keep your low-rise jeans from sliding completely off your ass?

And somehow...we never spilled the Zima. We never spilled the Boone’s Farm.

That was TALENT.

We slept on floors in strange houses because the designated driver either never showed up or, in a shocking turn of events, was drunker than everybody else.

There was no Uber, Life360 or Find My Friends.
There was just somebody named Mike saying, “I know a shortcut.”

And we FOLLOWED MIKE.

We closed down bars and then decided the night was still young, so we drove to Atlantic City, where we somehow managed to get drunk, sober up, get drunk again, sober up again and then get drunk a THIRD TIME before breakfast.

And according to our parents? We were at Michelle’s house.

Eating pizza and watching movies.

Michelle’s mother unknowingly covered for approximately 17 people every weekend. If there even was a Michelle.

We drank things called Purple Passion, Mad Dog 20/20 and whatever somebody mixed inside a giant plastic garbage can. Nobody asked what was in it. You grabbed a red Solo cup and trusted the process.

We went to clubs until the lights came on. Do you know the psychological damage of seeing a nightclub with the LIGHTS ON? Nothing good happens after those lights come on.

We danced for four straight hours in shoes that permanently altered the structure of our feet.

We made entire plans without cell phones...no texts, dropped pins or group chats...just an extremely questionable sense of direction.

We rode in cars with 11 people when the vehicle legally seated five. Someone was always sitting on someone. Someone was always in the hatchback.
And there was always one friend yelling, “DUCK!” when we passed a cop.

So yes...now we like being home.
We like sweatpants.
We like cancelling plans.
We like saying, “That sounds fun!” with absolutely no intention of attending.
We like restaurants at 5:30 because we can get a good table.
We like being home by 8:17.

And if someone texts at 9:30 PM and says, “What are you doing?”
Sleeping...we are sleeping.

Because this is not boring my friends...this is retirement.

We already played, partied and danced on the bar.
We already ran from the cops through a wooded area dressed like a Spice Girl.

We have stories that cannot be posted because there are still people with careers, marriages and reputations to protect. And thank GOD there were no camera phones.

So kids, when you look at your Gen X and older Millennial parents sitting peacefully on the couch watching Dateline at 8 PM and think:
“God, you guys are boring.”

Sweetheart...oh sweetheart.
You are looking at retired legends.

Put some respect on our names. We're probably the reason Life360 was invented.

xoxoxo (posted from someone else on FakeBook) 🤣 #genx #oldandtired

[deni @fiagirly]

horrible race for ferrari. but what’s new.

[Formula 1 @F1]

Isack Hadjar’s P3 Monaco finish has been reinstated following a hearing at the International Court Of Appeal

Pierre Gasly’s penalties for speeding in the pit lane have been reinstated, dropping the Alpine driver to P7, which promotes Hadjar back up to the podium

#F1

[Laxmi Kant | Sorry Bravia @laxmimerit]

Six steps. That is how Sony BRAVIA decided my warranty.

A man photographs the screen. The photo goes to people I never meet, on WhatsApp. "External damage." Here is your bill. I ask for the test. File closed.

Times Now has now covered the story: https://t.co/g77B8VtD93

Full record: https://t.co/mqUiXVPjyC

And still, @Sony has not reached out to me. Not once, even after all this. Either they are ignoring it, the way they ignored my questions for two months, or it has not reached them. I doubt that. @sony_india, my inbox is open.

#SorryBravia

@TimesNow, @timesofindia @htTweets

[Adio @Adiofreak]

Just saw an Instagram reel that said:

“At some point you become the age that your parents were in your childhood memories, only you don’t feel like an adult, and you realize your parents were still just kids trying to figure it out too”

And that shit just fucked me up.

[Ananth Rupanagudi @AnanthOnTrack]

Another important reason why we should travel more! #travel #tolerance

[𝗌𝖺𝗆 🐈‍⬛ @callherrsam]

#thegreatshift

[Ritu @Ritukarthik]

I’ve never seen malls this busy in the summers. Missing the usual quiet summer.

[Tiago Mendonça @tiagomendonca_]

Cada vez mais difícil entender por que a Ferrari contratou o Hamilton, se não quer que ele brigue pelo título. Faz umas três etapas que era para o Leclerc estar trabalhando por ele já, baseado na remota chance que eles têm.

[F1 Universe @F1HardWalls4k]

Oh my LEGO 😮‍💨

[Preity G Zinta @realpreityzinta]

While it’s important to support our students and ask for educational reforms that positively impact the future of our youth, it’s also very important that peaceful protests by students are Not hijacked by anti national elements to create chaos & change the nature of the protest.

Seeing so much hate & divide online makes me wonder if bad elements in & outside our country have already started to work overtime to weaponise the anger & frustration felt by our students.

I have always believed in hard work, equality and excellence & that should never be compromised. I also believe in our democracy, law and order & our government, therefore I sincerely hope that both sides enter into meaningful & constructive dialogue & weed out any nefarious elements & agendas out of this protest & conversation , so the future is bright for our youth and for our democracy ! 🇮🇳 Jai Hind !

[Novak Djokovic @DjokerNole]

An epic battle, Joao. And a hard-fought victory you deserve. Best of luck for the rest of the tournament and the incredible career you have ahead of you. 

As for Paris… tu as mon coeur 🫶🏼

[Ritu @Ritukarthik]

Why would anyone put their child through something like this, and why hasn’t the management of this place taken action against this ruthlessly cruel man?

[Mihir Jha @MihirkJha]

What type of monsters have entered the coaching centres business?

[Ritu @Ritukarthik]

@BlueDartCares Details sent on DM

[Ritu @Ritukarthik]

@BlueDartCares @BlueDart_ how is anyone supposed to reach you when none of the numbers listed on your page work? Ridiculous service.

[Zac Goldsmith @ZacGoldsmith]

Possibly the most wonderful thing on YouTube: a song for nature by Sir David Attenborough 🌏❤️🌏

[Tehseen Poonawalla Official 🇮🇳 @tehseenp]

If the most Hon'ble PM wants us to use less oil i.e Petrol , Diesel & use public transport, he should ask all his ministers & state CMs & their ministers etc not to use cavalcades. More importantly all government babus must only use public transport!