River

Hi I'm River, internet clout here I come He/Him 26

[River @RivRavver]

a man cutting his hair is like a racehorse breaking its leg

[gabe @allgarbled]

Computer science people have developed an unintentional form of gatekeeping by virtue of being extremely bad at explaining/naming things, which results in simple concepts sounding far more complex than they are.

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

How it feels reading historical accounts of Caesar

[levi @cordhorse]

People of color? like Roy G Biv?

[LOVE @Z1R343L]

my pet peeve is word etymology and the inherent implications in fiction and fantasy usage.

for example, I wanted to use the word galvanize in my novel. started thinking about the root language and came up short, only to research and realize

[user @user84829272]

Is everyone aware of the fact that boomers are pouring tens of thousands into apps that aren’t even gambling? They’re just slot machine simulators with no payout?

[🔻🔻📕🇮🇩 Nao @naolovesindo]

I know you want to die, but the international proletariat needs you....

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Minnesota has just become the first state to ban prediction markets.

Gov. Tim Walz has signed a bill that makes operating or advertising prediction markets a felony.

This sets a major precedent for those seeking to regulate or ban Polymarket, Kalshi, and other sites.

[🚩lopi | free 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 | @taibelaprince]

DONTLAUGHDONTLAUGHDONTLAUGH

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

Congrats to this girl for doing the impossible and getting my entire timeline to defend the man in the relationship

[Ibraheem Abioye @DrAbioye]

The idea is to find a group of people most people regard as terrible examples, use them to make revoking passports a more acceptable form of punishment, then expand it from there.

[McRib @McR1B69]

Soon you will be able to buy food with the buying food card

[River @RivRavver]

@NotPotBol the accidental then instead of than had me excited for a second

[💗 @ma1ybe]

they'll put a woman in prison for a miscarriage but you can state your intent to let your kids die from a preventable disease and its fine

[Circe @vocalcry]

My HOA is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

["Da Capo di Capi" of the Circle K @bobo_circus]

the roko's basilisk guys are so funny bc they correctly intuit that our lives will be controlled by a psychotic, amoral algorithm that hates humanity but they think some nerd in SF is going to build it on his macbook. it was already built, in 1602, by the Dutch

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Sorry I didn't follow up on our last text message, I was physically unable to feel pleasure for the last six months

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

I have to act angrier than I am so that people act like adults to me sometimes

[Sofia ''Buff Girlfriend'' @sofiabuffgf]

Walter white: I cooked this meth for my family!

Skylar: I don't recognize who you've become

Omega Jesse Pinkman: I'm in heat yo

[azel @azel078]

you can tell the petty bourgeoisie genuinely think they deserve to live

[NOT Potato Bolshevik @NotPotBol]

You can’t be a communist without being a feminist. Anyone who thinks otherwise is the a moron.