I just watched Blue struggle to decide whether to attack my foot or lick his own butthole and butthole won out by a hair. He rewarded himself with a nap #cats
‘You and your dad watch that goofy show about the drug lord’ - my mom, who has never seen an episode of #BreakingBad and may have some misconceptions #ExplainAPlotBadly#prestigeTV
People are upset that Judge Jackson didn’t define “woman.” I promise you do not want the government defining terms that impact you. Remember when they defined “person” and black people weren’t included and then years later they defined “person” again and corporations were?
@JacquelineFWebb Sperm drinking in female #corydoras catfish! It’s absolutely bonkers and has some interesting consequences, like all eggs in a given clutch are full siblings
In today’ episode of the joys of cat ownership, Blue asked to be let under the covers, snuggled with me for five minutes, and then puked in my bed #cats#why#surprise#laundry
#Fish#biologist problems: the good news is my fish are happy and healthy. The bad news is they won't stop spawning long enough for me to do my experiment about platonic social behavior. I got 99 problems and fish horniness is one #corydoras#scientist#relentless#aquarium