River “Deuce” Ryan

Ball knower | 3X Ex Husband | 1500lb club member | Disrupter | I identify as 6’ 5”

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A 5’2” brunette with blue eyes would really hit the spot rn

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@Loggieloggie99 Wanted to call him out but thought better of it

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Pulled over for doing 20 over while literally being passed by niggas doing 30+ #wtf #cantcatchallthefish

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@jarvisfink @signachanplin I didn’t hear no bell Jarvis

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@cleetus_van_p I have a feeling you’re right

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@ballhazin So you want to be black?

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@SleeperMLB Clayton Kershaw?

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@Brooks_Wilder11 Yeah it’s rough, hang in there

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@wardamnbilly Well done

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@paul_hundred First paragraph of its kind

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@Bobbyboypimp Someone over inflated

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@nertisbetter “Driver turn around we’re going back to Miami”

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@bamagurl2003

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@ToutSuiteSinner Nope try again weirdo

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@SirotaMVP @dookiebettsss Shut him down till next year already jc

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@Missynotasissy Flow looking noice 👌🏼

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@GrohmanCade @i_love_tweas @FreightTrainT @daledimmadomeII @aubfratrat @pipeherrr Solid ass list, might have placed Collette higher

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@chip247365 @Jaegermacster Lowkey does have Costa’s skin tone 😂👌🏼

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@redflagride Me ☺️