Rizzlebetta

Feminist, Communicator, Californian. She/her.

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@DoorDash_Help
My order of over an hour ago still doesn’t have a driver. I don’t live in the sticks - this is a metropolis of a couple million. The restaurant is less than two miles away and I gave a great tip. What’s going on?

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@FacesOutOfCTX @DuncBob @EdKrassen @MargaretAtwood Hahahahaha

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@mikemovies @planetpaulblog Slay

[Alex Danvers @AlexDanvers2017]

KAMALA WITH THE FOLDING CHAIR

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

DNC vs RNC

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@realGollumTrump Is Smèagol going to the Stringses place, precious?

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I love Gen Z

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Thanks, @GOP!

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@ericmetaxas Oh yeah, this happened. 🙄

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@realGollumTrump Poor Smèagol

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@realGollumTrump Oh Smèagol what next?

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@realGollumTrump Filthy hobbitses and subpeanuts! Does Farmer Maggot grows subpeanuts with mushrooms? Smèagol gets fishes!! NOT FILTHY SUBPEANUST!!!!

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@realGollumTrump No not the smashers … just the shoutsrrs and screamers and hitters and flagpolesers and FISHVFEFE YEHAAA SMÉAGOLLL wut?

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@PeterBi46211160 @Cal_OES @NWS You seem nice 💕

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@Spotted_H0rse More importantly - does Aubrey like them??

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@StellaW29075662 @MomsThoughts That, and he only has one follower

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

JOURNALISM 101 RULE: If someone says it’s raining, and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out of the fucking window and find out which is true. — Now more than ever.

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@realGollumTrump They plantsed scrolls that Smèagol unclassded before they plantsed and WICKEDLY BURGLEZD. Boggy pool whirls and spinnses with Schrodinger Schrolls that ARE and ISN’T

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@Spotted_H0rse Eggsy Knobs is legitismate business for Bestest Preciousdent. BESTEST FISHVFEFE PRECIOUSDENT OF MIZZLE EARTHS!!!!!

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@realGollumTrump Sméagol ❤️❤️❤️

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@Spotted_H0rse You’re welcome 🤣