Mortal Man

*Financial Freedom my only hope*
#COYG

[Daktari Ya Wamama @OmugaBash]

Ukienda ku sneeze ukumbuke unahara.

[hunter @3gpmh]

ngl i be faking peace bro i’m losing it at 7am sometimes

[jiggy @__Shola]

This is the longest stretch of good mood I have ever been in as an adult.

5 straight days of unadulterated happiness is something I never thought was possible. lmao

[Jeremiah Ainebyona @jerryjones99]

Can't wait for Arsenal to win the league, so I can go on LinkedIn and post about the power of patience and perseverance during hard times.

[rome @same2_same2]

new intern putting his phone away when i walk by his desk lil bro relax😭😭

[FanDuel Sports @FanDuelSports]

When you accidentally become important at work

[Neet @neet_sol]

How employees look getting ready in the morning to commute 1 hour to the office just to do their job on the laptop they already brought from home

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Driving to my 9-5 job while drug dealers and 8 year old YouTubers are buying their third property

[Mama Oonts🌸💓 @NdindaNdinda]

Everyday I am flabbergasted by the level of adulting I am at because wdym i have to approve your off/leave 😭
Bro ishia 😭😭

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

there has been a british voice in my head saying “bit sad innit” for the past few weeks.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

two people had sex and i’m fighting for my life everyday.

[Mortal Man @Rkaranja_]

@Kariss___ 😂😂😂

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

I’m not one to jump on conspiracies but when you read Yahudi lore on Lilith then clock who owns 🌽 websites kila mnyongo sesh, especially usiku ni sacrifice kwake. That’s one rabbit hole that will have you shooketh. 🙂‍↕️

[Ras @Ad1Teacha]

This is who knocked us out?

[𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕋𝕨𝕚 𝕋𝕨𝕚 𝕤𝕖𝕗 @Boy_TwiTwi]

You only leaf once.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This is where you need to be.

Viktor Gyökeres is a Gunner ✊

Narrated by Kojey Radical 🎙️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨❤️🤍 BREAKING: Viktor Gyökeres to Arsenal, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties involved.

Sporting accept last bid from Arsenal for €63.5m plus €10m, agent will reduce his commission.

Gyökeres will sign five year deal at #AFC. He ONLY wanted Arsenal. 🇸🇪

[bing 🪵 @BingBongLLC]

sent this to my hr rep and said could be us and now she wants to meet. it worked!

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

Married CEOs can't even hug and romantically sway with their married head of HR during a Coldplay concert anymore because of woke