Riley Lannon

Rileys Believe It or Not

[Riley Lannon @Rlannon1]

Do it

[Riley Lannon @Rlannon1]

@jormataccone ancestors protect me

[Riley Lannon @Rlannon1]

Kip, will you bring me my chap stick..... but my lips hurt REAL BAD!!

[Daisy Marquez @daisymarquez_]

Did she just wipe her tears with a hamster lmao

[Riley Lannon @Rlannon1]

Listen.. any volume ever.. multiples of 5 and any even number.. or fuck you

[Riley Lannon @Rlannon1]

@kauderrrr @bjl__10 Half way on my way to work like... "wait a minute... these are way too soft to be wranglers....🙄"

[Riley Lannon @Rlannon1]

Can I get a #dadWisdom

[Riley Lannon @Rlannon1]

No, I will not kick that wall with my crocs on cuz ya see theres nails in that there wall and if the bottom gets pierced well... they'll leak

[Riley Lannon @Rlannon1]

Okay I'll admit it this twit pro is totally movin on from bein Rileys Believe It or Not to #dadWisdom

[Riley Lannon @Rlannon1]

#dadWisdom

[Riley Lannon @Rlannon1]

If you let the bugs bother you they will bother you for the rest of your life.. but if you become one with the bugs they leave you alone... it's like magic y'all should try it

[Riley Lannon @Rlannon1]

God damn my mouth tastes bad after that... gonna have a eat a whole ENTIRE bowl of ice cream to make that go away...

[Riley Lannon @Rlannon1]

@MaddyRoeland Lol I'm glad I'm not only making myself laugh

[Riley Lannon @Rlannon1]

If you let the bugs bother you they will bother you for the rest of your life.. but if you become one with the bugs they leave you alone... it's like magic y'all should try it

[Riley Lannon @Rlannon1]

How come the second bowl of cereal never gets just a lil soggy? Has the milk reached saturation with cereal particles and it just can't take anymore in? I dont get it

[Riley Lannon @Rlannon1]

Anybody else not have any forks left because you threw them all away in your ex garbage plate to go containers?

[Riley Lannon @Rlannon1]

Puttin your coco pebbles in your crunch berries milk 👌

[Riley Lannon @Rlannon1]

When drop the world is playing and you go to piss in the shower and you fall 🙄

[Riley Lannon @Rlannon1]

Currently watching ROADHOUSE.. the one with Patrick Swayze.. so idk if anyone wants to talk about it or whatever.. I'm here

[Riley Lannon @Rlannon1]

Room service is pimp I think I wanna be a rich person

[Riley Lannon @Rlannon1]

@iplaycornhole Try me bruh

[Riley Lannon @Rlannon1]

Hi, I'm a white male.. and I'm gonna be the CORNHOLE national CHAMP within 5 years. BET.