Ryan Moon

🛫Aspiring Airline Pilot🛬

[Ryan Moon @Rmoonieee]

@Alex_Paradowski “You can be claimed as a dependent on someone else’s return. For example, this would include a child, student or older dependent who can be claimed on a parent’s return.” -IRS

[Ryan Moon @Rmoonieee]

@Alex_Paradowski You’ll still get a check

[Ryan Moon @Rmoonieee]

I’m going to come out of this quarantine with diabetes

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Well maybe the Del Mar Fair won’t be as packed 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Ryan Moon @Rmoonieee]

My day consists of closing an app only to reopen it a few seconds later.

[Ryan Moon @Rmoonieee]

Looks more like a case of the chickenpox #coronavirus

[Ryan Moon @Rmoonieee]

This Virus has my sleep schedule fucked up

[FKA COWBOY @_ceaux]

Homegirl got her arm ripped off by a tiger and Joe Exotic’s first move was to throw on the EMS bomber. The drip never takes a backseat. #TigerKing

[Angelito @Sebasiane2]

Cough anywhere near me on god I’m airing this bitch out

[Ryan Moon @Rmoonieee]

*No food in the fridge*

Me: Carol fucking Baskins

Mom: Who’s Carol Baskins

[Ryan Moon @Rmoonieee]

@bailey_mcmahon No flip of a switch can fix that face