Random Polish Dude

Pierogi Alpha

[ANALOS @analosstonk]

Solana spelt backwards is Analos, solana:5Z1xHaFjMUDmnmBGi6ckvZXEq4oSYNjkEdLyXvzqVG1V is an og narrative that ran to $200m+ mcap..

Analos back and better on @LaunchOnSF , there has never been a better time to send solana:5Z1xHaFjMUDmnmBGi6ckvZXEq4oSYNjkEdLyXvzqVG1V

Hold solana:5Z1xHaFjMUDmnmBGi6ckvZXEq4oSYNjkEdLyXvzqVG1V, earn $SOL

CA-
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[Aglio olio e peperoncino @aglioglioliolio]

First launchpad to feature a true treasury-backed mechanism. The team deployed the token in July and put in a month of dev work leading up to launch (later today?).

Think of it like this: @pairdotfund ($40M) gives you control over what your token trades against, whereas @ballastedapp lets you control what your token is actually backed by.

Yesterday, $STOCKBACK surfed on a similar narrative and rugged at ~$750K without delivering a product.

$BALLAST sitting a $50K mcap rn. One of the reasons being an unverified contract tag on FOMO stopping in-app buys for now (sells still work. Fix is underway I believe?). You’ll need to bridge/swap via Relay or Debridge in the interim if FOMO doesn't let you buy.

When launching on Ballast, you choose your pairing asset: standard $WETH, or any of the 10 tokenized assets pre-loaded in their registry ($SGOV, $NVDA, $TSLA, $SPY, etc.).

Standard launchpads force $WETH pairs out of habit from Uniswap v3. But on RH, a chain with native equities, pairing directly against stocks cuts out unnecessary conversion legs and gives users direct exposure to the underlying stocks.

Every single asset price is pulled from a @chainlink feed integrated into their AssetRegistry. No wrapper tokens, no admin-updated proxies, no larp feeds. If there isn't a legitimate feed available, it won't be supported as a pair.

That strict requirement is what gives Ballast's backing mechanism real substance across both treasuries and stock pairs.

DYOR before jumping in.

$BALLAST

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[Naven Network @NavenNetwork]

Introducing Naven IPFS Storage, a new storage primitive built for the agentic economy, where applications and autonomous agents need a reliable way to create, store, and reference digital assets.

For 0.005 USDG via x402, each upload returns a public IPFS URI and shareable image URL with 365 days of storage and delivery, without subscriptions, project setup, or API keys. By making storage programmable and pay-per-use, Naven gives agents a simple way to persist the images and assets they generate, while IPFS provides content-addressed references that are portable and accessible across applications. This extends Naven beyond agent execution and data access into the infrastructure agents need to create, own, and deliver digital outputs autonomously.

IFPS Storage: https://t.co/3qDoHKkOYH
Documentation: https://t.co/aATTDP5Djt

[Keone Hon @keoneHD]

Moncat (h/t/ @mikeinweb)

[aboc @1aboc]

In 2021 I held $SHIB from 10 million market cap till after the binance listing and it changed my life…

The entire CT space was hating on it so hard, because it broke all rules prior to it and the people that used to control the space before that we’re all sidelined…

$CATE is a major deja vu moment for me…

This can get COMPLETELY out of hand…

Once shib kept going higher and higher exchange after exchange had to market buy to get some of the volume, the fomo was immense. With how cate is moving, it really seems like the small retail fishes coming together to take on the big whales is making a return…

The essence of memecoins…

[Prism Assets @prismassets]

Prism RWA and small business tokenization launchpad is now live.

Check it out here: https://t.co/ewz353k5l1

[Hash @Hash_hopes]

hey fam, good morning

such a great day for tokenized assets.

we had vlad do a speech in whitehouse on how tokenized assets are the future.

then we saw CZ tweeting about tokenizing every company.

crypto is pumping which means more retail will enter soon

we finished working on the launchpad and it’s fine tuned and ready to go live anytime soon today.

this will be the V1 of launchpad with minimalistic features and basic operations.

we also have RWA perps and V3 of the protocol going live soon (by Monday)

we have a lot of things to work on today, stay tuned fam.

let’s build for 16 hours straight today

also if you have any suggestions or advices, drop them here pls

[Goonie @Goonielol]

https://t.co/P3bXVYepTl should integrate the option to launch tokens which charge a 3% tax on buy/sell tx’s used to buyback and burn solana:9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump.

That way devs that don’t have 25k or 100k to throw into marketing can still get seen and achieve the gold and diamond tiers through the success of their project.

It would take 3.3m volume for $100k in ansem to be bought/burned with a 3% tax on each tx.

Just solana:RmtMAYVTTFv2iK9muMrXEoAnSSsZPPgRPbqZCKwNDYk and solana:7MQSupJTpY31HGChEHUAsS1pQhLSrHS5CCsB9bnaN3eS combine for $44m in 24h volume, with a 3% tax that would be $1.32m $ANSEM bought back and burned in just 24 hours!!

@blknoiz06 @BlackBullSol @BullpenFi

[fabiano.sol @FabianoSolana]

Okay, fomo has high fees

But why are their traders so much better than on pump fun ??

[Ansem 🐂🀄️ @blknoiz06]

if you think you're going to beat me in the attention game you are very very wrong

[Ansem 🐂🀄️ @blknoiz06]

the coins are COINING bros

[jo johnson @josbjohnson]

“they got lucky”

they also got up earlier, stayed later, sacrificed more, complained less and literally never stopped.

but sure. luck.

[Random Polish Dude @RndPolishDude]

@DokuroSOL Our time is coming bro 🐂🙋‍♂️

[Random Polish Dude @RndPolishDude]

@walker_914 Chadsky. You out-diamond-handed me 💎

[Random Polish Dude @RndPolishDude]

GM CT. GM solana:9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump bulls. Show me your diamond hands. 💎🤲

No paper hands. No fear.
We ride. 🐂

[Random Polish Dude @RndPolishDude]

Help me revive my algo. X fckd me so hard lately. Probably because of all the solana:9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump bullposting🐂

Let me know who can still hear me.

[Random Polish Dude @RndPolishDude]

@notchrishk @WatchfulWeb3 Chad 🐂

[Random Polish Dude @RndPolishDude]

@Shake4t @DokuroSOL 28 🐂

[Random Polish Dude @RndPolishDude]

@DokuroSOL

[Random Polish Dude @RndPolishDude]

Hope you’ve been stacking solana:9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump over the past two weeks and your bags are loaded.

The waiting is almost over.

1B next pit stop? 👀