Rory Foley

[Rory Foley @RoFo46]

Always glad i have someone who understands

[Rory Foley @RoFo46]

@goldenjared17 Bro south side demons only

[Rory Foley @RoFo46]

My ASMR is listening to old guys explaining math and physics concepts on YouTube and writing in scratchy sharpies

[Unbox Therapy @UnboxTherapy]

Retweet for your chance to win one of these @Essential phones courtesy of @Telus - Essential is only available through @Telus in Canada. 🔥

[Rory Foley @RoFo46]

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[Rory Foley @RoFo46]

@JulietteStraub Possibly my greatest talent aside from sleeping

[Rory Foley @RoFo46]

I got an awesome idea for a comedy show:
It's me on a stage telling awful jokes and nobody laughed except me
Let's get this funded guys

[Jared Martin @goldenjared18]

*getting a routine checkup, everything finishes up*
Nurse: Do you have any questions?
Me: How's your day going?
How I feel:

[Rory Foley @RoFo46]

People always give me dirty looks when I'm driving through the town like I'm up to trouble but like a kids just going to cut his Nanas grass

[Rory Foley @RoFo46]

Tripped on a run today. Then got a call from a telemarketer trying to sell me a life alert system telling me my next fall could be my last👀👀

[Rory Foley @RoFo46]

"Why do bad things happen to me, I went to church once"
-unknown person

[maddie eastman @meastman55]

@HunterWorssam @RoFo46 update Rory won

[maddie eastman @meastman55]

@HunterWorssam and @RoFo46 are racing to finish one of my math problems...

[Rory Foley @RoFo46]

I will never know success greater than flipping a pancake too big for my spatula and not making a mess

[Rory Foley @RoFo46]

@S_Foley33 something's are more important than others

[Rory Foley @RoFo46]

@JulietteStraub to draw out tournament brackets